Weird Rules Rumor: At The Beginning, He Insisted That He Was Not Dead

After Bai Lian sent the message, the employee chat exploded with activity.

“Damn, good thing the senior noticed in time. Someone just invited me, and I was about to refuse. I almost ended up like that guy.”

“Senior, are there any other rules? This dungeon is too complicated; it feels like danger lurks everywhere.”

“Wow, senior, I’m a girl. Can you take me with you? I’m light and flexible, easy to knock down~”

“Hey, you over there, get lost! Even if you’re an animal, it won’t help. The senior is for us, the male employees! Senior, can I be your little brother?”

“Do you guys have any conscience? Senior, do you remember that rainy evening twenty years ago? I’m your long-lost brother!”

Looking at these messages, Bai Lian, aside from glancing at the girl’s avatar, didn’t say anything else.

70 points, I can’t give more.

Her body is indeed amazing, but it’s not worth it.

He only opened the avatar to get to know his colleague.

【Bai Shen, did you really open her avatar?】

【Hahaha, did you guys see Bai Shen’s gaze? You can see him turning away from her face when he saw she wasn’t pretty.】

【Bai Shen, she’s pretty. Maybe after she enters the world of anomalies, you’ll take her under your wing?】

【Damn, how old are you? Judging by the photo, she’s at least 30!】

【Ahem, I’ve been watching streams for three years, theoretically well-prepared, familiar with most dungeon strategies, this girl wants to chat privately with me—we can discuss.】

The chat was lively.

Time was running out.

Bai Lian turned off his computer and prepared to leave.

Many people in the group were looking at Bai Lian.

Their gazes held surprise, doubt, and a hint of mockery.

How to explain it?

In the chat, you can boast about anything.

But in reality, they still thought Bai Lian was an idiot.

Bai Lian didn’t pay attention to their gazes.

It didn’t matter.

They thought he was an idiot.

But didn’t Bai Lian also think of them as his subordinates?

In the company cafeteria, many people were already lining up.

Bai Lian met a familiar face.

“How was your first day at work?” Luo Yuan approached and asked Bai Lian with a smile.

Bai Lian also smiled back, “Thanks for your concern, brother. It was fine.”

Luo Yuan looked at him in surprise, “Most people who come to the company for the first time look like they’re dead after work, but you look so energetic? Didn’t encounter any difficulties?”

He chatted with girls, got a massage from the captain, what difficulties could there be?

Honestly, the only difficulty is that I’m a bit full from the milk tea, and now I might not be able to eat much.

“No,” Bai Lian shook his head.

“Good.”

Luo Yuan nodded, “The company cafeteria’s food is pretty good; you can eat more.”

“Okay!”

Luo Yuan went to line up, and Bai Lian stood in a line with fewer people.

And at this moment, whispers started nearby.

“Hey, did you hear? Today, there was a cool guy in the HR department who went into Captain Jian’s office and came out unscathed!”

“Seriously? Jian Ran didn’t cause trouble for the newcomer? Since when did she become so kind?”

“Jian Ran, kind? Listen to what you’re saying! When I was in the first department, she tortured me countless times!”

“Maybe the newcomer was just lucky?”

“Yeah, it’s not surprising. I think Captain Jian is quite normal!”

“You definitely haven’t worked in the HR department. If you had, you wouldn’t be talking such nonsense!”

The name Jian Ran was known to all the company’s employees.

Especially the old employees who had once worked in the HR department; they mentioned her name with fear. Their expressions at that moment were not fake.

Jian Ran was a strict and absurdly hardworking maniac!

And her methods with disobedient newcomers were simply a nightmare!

It was said that no new employee who entered her office on the first day of work could come out unscathed.

Either they lost limbs, or they suffered mental breakdowns.

Some even lost their lives!

But Bai Lian.

He was the first new employee to come out of her office intact, with a normal mental state.

This situation definitely caused a sensation among the old employees!

Other players also heard these discussions,

but they were more concerned about something else.

Someone had shared the rules they found in the employee group!

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"Yes, he posted it directly in the employee group, and he doesn’t even do tasks. He’s a really strange person."

"Could it be a trap? He deliberately reveals the rules, but some of them might be fake?"

"Unlikely, if that were the case, many people would have died by now. Too many people trust him."

"And you know what’s even stranger? He doesn’t do tasks at all; he just chats with that weirdo."

"Is he an idiot? Wait, if he were an idiot, he wouldn’t have survived until now."

When it was time for lunch, many people paid attention to Bai Lian.

Through the players in the first group, they already knew that there was a good person in their group.

This good person freely shared the rules he knew.

And most importantly, he didn’t do tasks; he just lay there like a dead fish!

They really wanted to meet such an idiot, and if possible, become friends!

The lunch line moved forward, and soon it was Bai Lian’s turn.

Behind the counter stood an elderly woman.

She scooped a large portion of meat with a ladle.

But just as she was about to put it on the plate, her hand suddenly trembled.

It was as if she had a seizure, and the entire ladle of meat turned into a few pieces of fat at the bottom of the ladle.

This skill left even Bai Lian at a loss.

The guy in front of him stood there with his mouth open, completely shocked.

Van Defa???

I’m already in the mysterious world...

And now I have to endure the torture of the cafeteria lady?

The guy in front of him didn’t dare to complain and could only look at the few pieces of meat in his plate with regret.

【What kind of world is this! The same cafeteria and the same cafeteria lady?!】

【Laughing to tears, do all cafeteria ladies have such skills?】

【Looking at this guy, it’s like seeing myself in my school days, so real!】

【Don’t say anymore, I’m also in the cafeteria now, and it’s like looking in a mirror; all cafeterias are equally dark!】

【Cafeteria lady, is this intentional or accidental?】

【Cafeteria lady: Intentional, but accidental! (funny meme with "nine times boiled sausage")】

All the viewers in the forum started laughing until they cried.

Now it was Bai Lian’s turn.

The cafeteria lady swung the ladle, ready to demonstrate her signature move.

But someone was faster than her.

Bai Lian swiftly snatched the ladle from her hand.

Then, under the astonished gazes of the surrounding people and viewers, he served himself a full plate of hearty lunch!

After finishing serving the food,

Bai Lian handed the ladle back to the cafeteria lady, who was still standing there in a daze.

He smiled and said, “Thank you, ma’am. You must be tired; I’ll serve myself.”

And without hesitation, he left, not leaving any room for doubt.

Everyone was shocked.

What the hell?

How is this even possible?

Isn’t this against the rules?