This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill

Chapter 541: No Matter How Funny It Is, We Will Never Laugh!

No matter how much Sasuke wants to escape from reality now, he wishes the world would end.

But if escaping were useful, what would be the need for ninjas?

Ninja, ninja, if you can't endure, what kind of ninja are you?

Since you can't escape, you can only face it bravely.

Moreover, Sasuke-kun is still as cool as ever to say it without conscience!

Sasuke's number one fangirl, Sakura, said so.

After the appraisal, this pair is in true love, no doubt about it!

Karui, you've lost fair and square!

Then, when Naruto looked at Sasuke for the 77th time and couldn't help but glance towards the top of his head, Sasuke could no longer hold it in and started forming hand seals with a murderous look on his face.

"Damn, you're going for real..."

Boom!

"Fire Style: Dragon Flame Technique!"

"Damn!"

Naruto, who sometimes turns into 'Aoba,' knows he is at fault, so he doesn't dare to fight back and is directly chased around by Sasuke with a murderous face. Even his clothes are burned.

"Kakashi-sensei, aren't you going to stop them?"

Sakura looked worriedly at Kakashi, who was hitting his head against a tree at that moment.

"Oh, oh...it's okay...let Sasuke...vent a bit."

If anyone could see Kakashi's face, they would regard him as the ancestor of Naruto memes!

I've never seen someone who laughs so wickedly!

When Kakashi finally calmed down his emotions without adding salt to Sasuke's wounds as a teacher, Naruto and Sasuke finally quieted down.

Of course, the price was Naruto getting mercilessly beaten up by Sasuke.

Then Sasuke finally finished telling the story he hadn't finished earlier...

"So you're saying this might just be a misunderstanding? The other party caught you but didn't kill you, just...um, well...I understand."

Kakashi, who almost laughed again, quickly ended the topic and turned his face away.

He would never admit that he was momentarily dazzled by the light reflecting off Sasuke's head, almost yelling out 'so dazzling.'

Otherwise, today wouldn't just be Sasuke and Naruto cutting ties; a drama of 'teacher's kindness and student's filial piety' would also be played out!

"Let's head back first. Your appearances are revealed now, so there's no need to go out to gather information these days. Wait until I have healed."

The situation in the Land of Waves and the Uchiha Corporation is murky, and even if he is a bit confused now, it's better to wait and see how things change.

And although there are no ninjas openly here, some powerful ones are still in the shadows, which is even more strange.

This time, Sasuke's encounter also served as a warning bell for him.

They can't be allowed to mess around anymore; otherwise, the next thing to be shaved off might not be hair but heads.

By then, it would be too late for regrets.

After making up his mind, Kakashi immediately took Naruto and the others back.

All along the way, Sasuke thought about whether he should wear a hat in the future or simply order a wig.

Living with such a bald head, he might as well die!

And that bastard!

Must never let him find him; otherwise, he must kill that bastard!

But for some reason, that bastard's perverse actions always gave him a faint sense of familiarity...

On the other side, Aoba, who had already returned to the palace, also took a deep breath.

That was close. It almost got discovered.

But luckily, he was clever enough and even managed to make some extra money from the second pillar.

Speaking of which, Sasuke was his 'lucky star.' Almost every meeting made him feel physically and mentally pleased and even led to substantial rewards.

Awarding him the title of model worker best utility man is not an exaggeration.

Then came the most exciting moment of the lottery!

"Successfully opened the special treasure chest, you have obtained a Patek Philippe watch from another world..." 

A watch?

Can this even work?

Since when did Patek Philippe's exclusive stores start appearing in Naruto?

But without thinking too much, one can tell this thing must have been magically modified by the dog system, just like that N95 mask.

So, with a curious mind, he clicked to see.

[Patek Philippe Transworld Edition Watch]

Effect: After wearing, there is a 10% real chance of making attacks from females ineffective.

Trait: Luxury temperament, Charm +10

Negative effects: Envy, jealousy, and hatred. After wearing, there is a certain probability of 'being talked about behind one's back' and 'being provocatively confronted' events occurring.

Uchiha Sasuke's favorability continues to decline... There may be situations where he attacks you for no reason at all.

...

"Alright, I knew it..."

Aoba nonchalantly put the watch on his wrist, living his second life. It was the first time he had worn such an expensive watch.

But there was nothing to be excited about. After all, no one recognized this brand. He didn't even know who to show off to.

So, the most important thing about this watch to him was its wearing effect.

Although it's another appearance-based item, a 10% real chance means a 10% chance of directly neutralizing each attack, rather than a pseudo-random mechanism where one out of every ten attacks is guaranteed to be neutralized.

It's like the badge he got, giving a 1% critical hit rate.

He has never activated it in actual combat, unlucky to a terrifying extent!

But a 10% chance is still something to look forward to.

Then, the problem comes again. This effect targets females and adds a 'passive taunt' DEBUFF to him. Enough!

Just thinking about walking on the street in the future, being hit on every step, challenged every two steps, and then someone rushing over to beat him up without saying a word... life becomes unbearable.

So, it's fine to wear it when there's nothing else to do, and it can also be used against female enemies to try your luck, but forget about other times.

After all, he's already handsome and charming enough. He doesn't need that luxury temperament trait of Charm +10 to gild the lily.

As for that advanced skill card, it is unnecessary to say it directly upgraded [Armament Haki] to LV9.

Then, on the way back to his room, he always felt like he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember what it was until he opened the room...

"Sorry, wrong room."

After seeing Karin's extremely resentful eyes wrapped in the blanket, he decisively understood and remembered what he had forgotten.

What a sin!

Hasn't anyone let her out?

Or... should he keep her locked for another day and talk about it after dinner?

Aoba wasn't quite sure and scratched his head.