The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine

Chapter 349: Chapter 349 Please Leave Immediately! You’re Not Welcome!

Shu Qinglan fully believed in Huang Xiaolong, hence without a moment’s hesitation, she took the three ancient black pills from his hand.

“Qinglan, listen closely. You shouldn’t take the three pills all at once. After swallowing the first one, wait three hours before consuming the second. Then after the second, wait two more hours before taking the third… Have you got that?” Huang Xiaolong advised seriously.

Shu Qinglan tightly clenched the three pills that Huang Xiaolong had given her, as if she was holding onto a glimmer of hope! She nodded vigorously. “I have remembered!”

At this time, seeing Shu Qinglan insistently taking the medicine from Huang Xiaolong only further agitated her already dejected and anxious parents, Father Shu and Mother Shu, and anger was etched into their expressions.

“Enough! Qinglan, if you choose to consume this type of medicine, you bear the consequences yourself! Go to your room and stay there. Don’t come out!” Father Shu growled at Shu Qinglan. “What a disgrace!”

“Husband… don’t… don’t project your anger onto Qinglan, she…she must also be extremely upset today…” Mother Shu said tearfully.

“Well, Qinglan, you head back to your room now. Take your medicine properly and in six hours, come out looking dazzling and slap them in the face with your transformation,” Huang Xiaolong said with a fervor and excitement in his voice.

He was extremely confident, even somewhat cocky, with the ancient medicines he had personally prepared.

In fact, Huang Xiaolong had an understanding of many lost ancient formulas, from growth-enhancing medicines to those that boosted various aspects of physical health and aesthetics. He could prepare all sorts of miraculous concoctions.

Shu Qinglan, gripping onto the pills, was on the verge of retreating.

Huang Xiaolong spoke quietly to Shu Qinghan. “Qinghan, get someone to visit a women’s clothing store and select some new clothes suitable for a woman of about 172cm tall. Buy standard sizes, there won’t be any discrepancies. Qinglan will be able to wear them soon.”

“Alright, Little Long, I’ll arrange for someone to purchase some clothes for my sister now.” Shu Qinghan had unconditional belief in, and support for, Huang Xiaolong.

Shu Qinglan retreated, returning to her own room. She shut the door.

For those who remained, this seemed almost like a side show, even a farce. No one took Huang Xiaolong’s words seriously, nor did they believe that Shu Qinglan would grow taller. Some even took pleasure in the idea that Shu Qinglan might have to go to the hospital to have her stomach pumped after consuming Huang Xiaolong’s medicine!

“What a pity.” Chen Zihuan looked at Huang Xiaolong with a hint of mockery. “I think… your strategy has failed.”

“Huh?” Huang Xiaolong faltered.

“You know that the sisters Qinghan and Qinglan are extremely close. So you took the opportunity to give a birthday gift to Qinglan, trying to play the emotional card to win Qinghan’s favor. But your clever plan has backfired. By passing off fake medicine as the ‘Immortal Pill’, instead of being moved, everyone will see your true hypocritical face.” Chen Zihuan looked at Huang Xiaolong, his gaze as if he had seen through everything.

“I can’t be bothered with you. I still have a gift for Qinghan.” Huang Xiaolong glanced dismissively at Chen Zihuan.

The gift he had given to Shu Qinglan had been deemed by most as fake medicine, rubbish, and a scam.

Now, everyone was immensely curious about what sort of gift Huang Xiaolong would offer next.

Shu Qinghan was the guest of honor at the birthday lunch, so undoubtedly, Huang Xiaolong wouldn’t mess around when it came to her gift, right…

“Little Long! Don’t listen to their nonsense. Whatever gift you give me, I’ll love it the most! No matter what you give me, it’ll be my favorite!” Shu Qinghan looked at Huang Xiaolong with an earnest and expectant gaze.

Seeing this, jealousy flared wildly in Chen Zihuan’s eyes!

Huang Xiaolong spoke very solemnly, “Rest assured, Qinghan, I am not a stingy person. Today is your 20th birthday, you’re my friend, and you’re also my wife’s best friend. Plus, you always take care of my wife, so I definitely will give you a generous gift. To be honest, the value of this gift can’t be measured by money…”

“Here he goes again, blowing his own horn…” Chen Zihuan sneered sarcastically. “I’ve never seen anything in my life that couldn’t be measured by money!”

“That’s why you’re stupid.” Huang Xiaolong gave one look at Chen Zihuan and spoke levelly, “Can money measure good health?”

With that, Huang Xiaolong took out a yellow paper talisman from his canvas bag and said, “Qinghan, this is a ‘Spirit Talisman.’ Take it and sew it into a sachet when you have the time. Carry it with you all the time. I have to tell you, this ‘Spirit Talisman’ will constantly envelop you in spiritual energy. It will nourish your body, preventing illness, and it will make your skin better and better. This ‘Spirit Talisman’ of mine is better than jade for nurturing the body.”

Upon hearing this, Shu Qinghan joyfully received the talisman from Huang Xiaolong, her eyes shining. “Awesome! Little Long, does this mean I won’t get sick if I wear this? And that it will make my skin better and better? I’ve been getting pimples on my face lately. I think, if I keep carrying this talisman you’ve given me, they’ll stop.”

“Absolutely,” Huang Xiaolong said seriously.

Shu Qinghan cherished the ‘Spirit Talisman’ deeply.

It was clear that it was her favorite among the birthday gifts she had received that day.

She even loved it more than the shop Chen Zihuan had given her!

However, everyone else present, except for Song Yuru, was dumbfounded and bewildered!

Holy shit, he just made a piece of yellow paper with some random glyphs sound like a treasure! Carry it and never get sick?

What a con artist!

A super con artist!

Moreover, everyone who had brought gifts was frustrated and angry!

They had attended Shu Qinghan’s birthday party and thought hard about what gifts to bring to please her, spending a considerable amount of money in the process.

Luxury goods, gemstones, luxury cars, shops… Wasn’t each of these gifts frightfully expensive?

But now, these expensive gifts were overshadowed by a crumpled piece of yellow paper!

Who would feel balanced about this?

Indignant voices rose in various places—

“This is Miss Shu’s birthday banquet. It is simply disrespectful to the Shu Family to use fake medicine and yellow paper to fool people!”

“It is obviously a trick. Even if this person has no money, shouldn’t he still be able to afford a gift that costs a few thousand? He blatantly uses worthless fakes to deceive people. It’s clearly contempt.”

“In my entire life, this is the first time I’ve seen someone give such bullshit stuff as gifts. There’s literally no sincerity.”

“What’s most infuriating is that not only does he give fake items as gifts, but he also boasts about them as treasures, as if the Shu Family were benefiting greatly from him.”

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“Uncles, aunts, hehe… Looks like he’s indeed a scammer,” Chen Zihuan maliciously commented on the side.

Finally, Father Shu was angry!

“Huang Xiaolong! Mr. Huang!” Father Shu’s voice rose several octaves. “I don’t understand… My daughters Qinghan and Qinglan have never crossed you… why do you keep pranking us? At the charity banquet organized by our four great families, we all witnessed what you did. You bagged the ‘Luminous Pearl’ at the auction for billions and without batting an eyelid, you handed it over to Cui Feiyan of Cui Group. I must say, you are quite a man, and I believe you are not short of money. But today, it’s Qinghan and Qinglan’s 20th birthday, and Qinghan invited you personally, showing you great respect. And you, you actually give such… such a ridiculous gift… You give Cui Feiyan items worth billions, but you give my daughters worthless junk, showing such favoritism- It’s quite chilling! Maybe, as everyone says, you scorn our Shu Family.”

“If that’s the case, please, leave now! Leave immediately! Our Shu Family, doesn’t welcome you!”