The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine

The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine Chapter 249

Episode 249 Dragon colonoscopy procedure (1)

‘I can’t stand this!’

Rakiel’s greed soared in his eyes.

Wild ginseng is expensive.

Wild ginseng is good for your body.

Anyway, that’s why wild ginseng is expensive.

Expensive is good and good is good. Anyway, it’s good. Wild ginseng is probably good. Because it’s wild ginseng. Because it looks the same as wild ginseng. There must be something similar. So….

‘Besides, it’s the dragon’s appendix, right?’

Suddenly, I remembered the martial arts novels I often read when I was in Korea. I don’t know about the latest martial arts these days, but if you look at classic martial arts, there was a guy called ‘Naedan’ who always appears.

The rewards you get when you catch a spiritual creature, a precious, magical animal, etc., such as a heart or gallbladder or something like that.

Anyway, if the main character eats something like that….

‘My strength increases by several orders of magnitude, I gain a body that is impervious to poison, and I undergo a complete transformation, grow taller, have a handsome face, and so on!’

Maybe that plump, well-cooked… no, swollen dragon appendix in front of you would be similar. Because it’s a dragon. It is the highest peak of spiritual life in this world. It occurred to me that there might be something good about tearing apart the internal organs of such a being.

‘Wow, nice unexpected additional income.’

It’s an appendix that will be removed through surgery anyway. When I thought about taking care of it, I couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

“Now then, let’s get tools, or surgical tools.”

There was also joyful determination in his voice. On the other hand, Damian and Sir Gardin were not like that at all.

“Phew… I understand.”

“Yes… Your Highness….”

A trudging, incoherent voice. The two people, who were able to explore the dragon’s intestines (?), which had never been seen before, thanks to the extraordinary personality of the person serving them, sighed and gathered up their tools.

But Rachiel didn’t care. He reminded the two of today’s mission again.

“Listen carefully. As soon as you leave, things will start happening. A dragon’s digestive juices can be harsh, so be prepared. got it? And Damien?”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

“You will be the scalpel today. “You know, right?”

“Yes, I heard it explained over and over again until my ears prickled.”

“Then let’s listen again. Quickly and accurately, following the areas I instruct. “If a large amount of bleeding occurs, you may be swept away, so be especially careful right after the incision.”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

“Then Lord Gardin?”

“Yeah…”

“What’s wrong with your complexion? scared?”

“No, Your Highness.”

“You’ve already come this far. Let’s sleep and cheer up. Because suturing and cleaning up is in your hands today. “Don’t be nervous.”

“I’m not nervous…”

“No?”

“I need to… urinate.”

“huh. “You’re right, you’re nervous.”

“Can you take the endoscope out for a moment and go to the bathroom?”

“huh. no.”

“Why?”

“Pee? restroom? The dragon will be very happy if you say that you will remove the endoscope that you worked so hard to put in and then put it back in just for that reason. right?”

“….”

“I’d rather just be bored. That would be much better than being trampled to death by an angry dragon. Plus, the protective clothing is much more waterproof than it looks?”

“….”

“It doesn’t leak, so if you dry it inside, no one will know.”

“majesty?”

“huh?”

“…no.”

“You just wanted to curse, right?”

“no.”

“Only this time you answer quickly?”

“….”

“That’s it. “Then let’s get started.”

The three people moved to the second endoscope compartment. There was a double hatch compartment specially designed for outside access. I went into the compartment like I was going out of a spaceship. The door to the inside of the compartment was closed. The external hatch was then opened.

Quarrrrrrr!

As soon as the external hatch was opened, the digestive juices that had filled the dragon’s large intestine poured out. But it was already expected. The three were not embarrassed. I waited for the compartment to fill with digestive juices. And we checked each person’s breathing.

‘okay. There’s nothing wrong.’

A thick lifeline that connects the endoscope room to the protective clothing. Thanks to the air circulation hose inserted into it, there was no difficulty in breathing.

“Then let’s go.”

The three came out of the hatch. Fortunately, the digestive juices inside the large intestine did not flow roughly. The three people moved slowly as if walking on the bottom of the sea and soon arrived at the border point between the captain and Maeng-gwan.

Rachiel looked back at Damian and Sir Gardin.

“Listen carefully from now on. We will incise the entire area leading to the blind canal from here to here. What after that? The appendix tissue cut from the inside will be pulled and brought inside. Suture immediately afterwards. To prevent substances inside the large intestine from flowing out into the peritoneum. got it?”

Damien and Sir Gardin nod.

Rachiel smiled contentedly. As expected, these two people are the most trustworthy. So, we came all the way here together.

“Then let’s begin.”

Rachiel activated acupuncture point scanning. Again, the flow of energy and blood around the appendix and tissues was observed in real time. So, I was in charge of performing the entire surgery.

Damian drew his sword. He was the scalpel of the day. The sharply forged sword was aimed at the inner wall of the dragon’s intestines.

Beside him, Sir Gardin neatly organized surgical tools, including special-sized forceps. He assisted Damien with the incision and was prepared to handle the subsequent suturing and post-processing.

“I will make an incision.”

Damian moved his sword. I carefully drew my sword along the direction of the incision given by Rakiel. If you cause too much damage, you will be in big trouble. As carefully as possible…

…Taeng!

The sword bounced out?

“uh?”

Damian was shocked. What is this tremendous rebound force? No, the taste of this hand feels like an attempt to forcibly cut through infinitely tough leather and failed.

“what’s the matter?”

Just then the crown prince asked. Damian responded quickly as if it was no big deal.

“Ah, it looks like the inner wall of the colon is a little tougher than I thought.”

I guess it’s because it’s a dragon after all.

It’s not as soft as it looks.

‘Then a little harder.’

Damian drew his sword again.

But…

Taean!

The sword bounced off again?

“….”

again. stronger.

Yelling…

Only then did the inner wall of the large intestine begin to show scratches! It’s only at the level of making a scratch that you have to use the counter-blood technique. It was an incredible robbery.

‘How can even internal tissue be this hard?’

It was truly majestic(?) worthy of a dragon called a back-armored dragon. Damian inwardly clicked his tongue and developed a repulsive method of thinking. He applied almost as much force as when he suppressed Sword Master Javilon. Only then did the tip of the sword penetrate the inner wall of the large intestine by a few centimeters.

It was from then on.

He thrust the sword and pushed it to the side. Tendons sprouted on Damian’s forearms. A long knife slice (?) was carved into the inner wall of the large intestine. 30 centimeters per minute. slowly. But definitely. Steadily.

It was that moment.

Tukan-!

The sword was broken.

No, the tip of the sword was crushed.

“What…”

Damian was shocked. The intestines were so tough that even though they could not cut even 1 meter, the tip of the sword was crushed and crushed.

But he wasn’t embarrassed. I brought several swords with me in case of an emergency.

“Lord Gardin?”

“Hmm. “I’ll take it.”

I received a new sword. The incision work continued again. But as expected, this time too….

Cheonggang!

After barely making an incision of about 1 meter, the sword broke.

“…majesty.”

“Yes, I saw it too.”

“Now I have five swords left. What should I do.”

“Hmm…”

Rachiel’s expression hardened. He was feeling a sinking sense of despair.

‘This is a mess.’

My heart danced the 16-beat Bongsan mask dance in real time. The more I thought about it, the more I had a premonition that it had been done, like an eco-friendly Tsar Bomba.

The reason was simple.

‘There’s still a lot of incision left to do. If things continue like this, I don’t think there will be enough swords just by looking at the cancer.’

It was just like that.

According to a rough estimate, the length that can be cut with one sword is approximately 1 meter. 5 swords remaining. So, this means that the length that can be incised in the future will be about 5 meters.

Even if you use it very carefully and sparingly, the maximum should be about 6 meters?

But that doesn’t seem to be an option.

‘of course. The incision depth is shallow right now. Considering the thickness of the colon wall visible through scanning, this is far short. You need to make at least three more incisions in the same spot. If you calculate it like that… roughly… the required incision length

is… roughly 12 meters.

So the conclusion is clear.

‘Fuck it!’

Rachiel felt all the blood drain from her face. There aren’t enough swords to act as scalpels. What if you don’t have a sword? Even Damian would not be able to proceed with the incision. So in the end?

‘A disaster occurs where the surgery cannot proceed and the colonoscopy has to be removed.’

Will the dragon really tolerate that situation(?)?

no.

never.

‘It’s a mess.’

The scenario that would unfold in the future was clearly drawn in my mind. It was so obvious. No matter how generous Dragon Fortis is, he will not undergo this humiliating procedure again. To be honest, it was almost a miracle that I was even able to undergo this one procedure.

‘But what if, despite enduring this humiliation, the procedure fails and the endoscope is removed without achieving its purpose? Ah, because you didn’t have enough swords to act as scalpels? What if I say, ‘I took care of it well this time, so please give me some ass again?’

…Will the dragon really smile generously?

no.

You are welcome.

I might be so angry that I turn the villa’s oriental medicine clinic into dust. You will face an unexpected and catastrophic ending. Because I don’t have enough swords to use as scalpels! Just for that reason!

‘Whoa.’

Rakiel admitted his mistake. I had no idea that even the internal tissue was this tough and hard. It was my mistake not to have expected that. I should have brought more swords.

But regardless of the mistake, the situation had already come.

‘I have to do something here.’

You can’t take it out like this. If neither the porridge nor the rice is good, everything is over. You will never gain the dragon’s trust again, you will not be able to perform additional procedures, and in the worst case scenario, you may be marked as the dragon’s enemy.

So, you have to come up with a solution right here and now. must be made If you don’t have a sword, you can scrape it with your fingernails. If you don’t have teeth, you can chew with your gums. Anything…

‘Wait a minute.’

Rakiel paused.

A solution flashed into my mind at the edge of the frontal lobe of my brain, where I had been desperately trying to squeeze. The solution is exactly that.

‘Fountain pen!’

A flame armor paired with the shield ice cap. My thoughts fell on the fountain pen I had brought with me in hopes of using it for emergency hemostasis during today’s surgery.

He took out a fountain pen from his tool bag. The Asurahan Mind Act was activated. As delicately as possible. To provide output at the desired temperature.

Tsuzu That is…!

Red ink began to form on the tip of the fountain pen. Just by looking at it, it looked incredibly hot. Without hesitation, he smeared the ink onto the incision in the lining of the colon.

The response came soon.

Cheeeeeek-!

The incision in the inner wall of the large intestine was gently cooked with a nostalgic (?) sound that could only be heard from a sizzling grill. Looking at it, Rakiel recalled a moment of memory.

‘Oh, I want to eat grilled makchang.’

At the same time, he also recalled the life wisdom he had gained from everyday life in Korea. It was a principle that anyone who has ever tried grilled pork belly even once would naturally learn.

That’s right….

“Now Damian? Now try cutting again. “Because the meat is fully cooked, it will be cut much easier than before.”