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Chapter 587
C587 – The Dali Sailors Pineapple!
The path to upgrading seemed incredibly long, yet Su Ming was remarkably composed about the whole process.
He had noticed that after his level increased, particularly when all the land and the other three areas reached Level Three, the points and experience he could earn had significantly increased!
This was especially true in the farming area, the sole place where Su Ming could gain experience.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
The boost was substantial!
Take, for instance, the green banana plant from before.
One plant was worth a whopping 50,000 points!
But leveling up? It was a trivial matter!
Su Ming’s focus was now on the post-upgrade rewards.
“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained a passive skill: The Damn Charm of a Man!”
“Ding! The System has detected that the male lead is still a virgin. To liberate the male lead’s left and right princesses, this passive skill is provided.”
“Passive skill, The Damn Charm of a Man: Host’s attraction to the opposite sex increased by 500, Host’s temperament increased by 500, Host’s combat strength increased by 100!”
???
Su Ming was dumbfounded when he heard the notification in his mind.
Damn it!
‘System, come out here. What’s the meaning of this? Are you mocking me?’
‘I…’
‘Yes! You’re absolutely right!’
[But with my good looks and charm…]
Isn’t getting a girlfriend a piece of cake?]
And what’s with the last part about increasing combat power by 100?
System, do you doubt my abilities?
I…
[My combat power is extraordinary, alright?]
[I’ve never fought before.]
‘But that’s no reason to belittle me!’
‘Tch!’
‘Hmph!’
‘I won’t stoop to your level.’
Despite his internal eye roll, Su Ming’s lips curled into a satisfied smile.
Ah…
This skill was actually quite impressive.
After all, what man would reject the affection of women?
Su Ming was no different.
He too relished the idea of being surrounded by beautiful women.
Hold on!
Wait a second!
The System mentioned attraction to the opposite sex…
That includes middle-aged women…
The thought of being encircled by a crowd of women past their fifties, their faces aglow with adoration, struck Su Ming.
Oh my goodness!
I shivered uncontrollably!
Hiss!
I gasped in a breath of chilly air and quickly banished the terrifying thought from my mind.
Right!
It was already two or three in the morning, and the System had refreshed. Knowing the System’s usual behavior, it had surely rolled out new Level Three crops.
Without hesitation, Su Ming pulled out his phone.
Sure enough!
There was indeed a new Level Three crop!
Popeye’s spinach!
Uh…
Popeye’s spinach…
Uh…
Was this meant for me to rescue Popeye’s girlfriend, Olive?
What a name.
Great!
Just great, really great!
It doesn’t matter what you name it, as long as it turns out to be something worthwhile!
I’m quite easily pleased!
Yep!
That’s the way!
Without another word, Su Ming exchanged the seeds from the warehouse.
He hurried over to take a look.
What?!
What the heck is this?!
This, this, this…
Normal spinach seeds were small, tiny oval orbs, about the size of sunflower seeds, with a pointed end.
But the seeds Su Ming was holding…
Uh…
How can I describe them? It’s quite indescribable.
They were actually miniature dolls of a muscle-bound sailor.
His muscles were bulging.
His eyes sparkled!
There must have been an electronic voice box attached!
The phrase it belted out was utterly outrageous!
“Olly, give it to me!!!”
What the…
Su Ming fought back the urge to spew blood. Was this System seriously toxic?
Why couldn’t it just give me a proper seed instead of this nonsense?
What a royal pain!
After grumbling to himself, Su Ming took the seed and headed to the field.
He was just about to plant it when Little Qing chimed in.
”Brother, since you unlocked the System, you’ve been farming non-stop. Brother, even the land gets tired…”
“Hmm? Really? Isn’t there a saying that there are only exhausted oxen, not overworked soil?”
Su Ming said instinctively.
No sooner had he spoken than Little Qing’s cheeks flushed red.
She bowed her head, her hands clasped in front of her, twisting back and forth.
Her face turned beet red.
“Hmm? What’s the matter? Is there a problem with one of your components?”
Su Ming wore a look of confusion.
“No… It’s fine…”
Little Qing quickly shook her head, turned, and walked away… She had left…
Little Qing was unwaveringly loyal to him. Whenever she was at home, she would stay by his side unless he issued a specific command.
This was the first time she had left on her own.
What was happening? Was there a problem? It didn’t seem likely.
Then it hit Su Ming. Could Little Qing have understood what he had just said?
Oh no!
It was highly likely!
Lately, whenever he was away from home or asleep, Little Qing would be learning from the computer.
The computer was a vast resource, impossible to master all at once, but picking up some basic human scientific knowledge like cooking, playing musical instruments, programming, and calculus was well within reach.
But the computer’s vast ocean of information contained more than just educational material.
For example, those overly simplistic adult films that one or two people could act out.
Su Ming had guessed correctly. Just last night, Little Qing had stumbled upon such a website and had seen quite a few scenes.
Being an intelligent robot, she possessed not only absolute loyalty to Su Ming but also human-like emotions.
And human-like sensations.
In other words, aside from her mechanical skeleton and some essential devices, she was not much different from a human.
That’s why she felt incredibly shy after visiting those websites, yet she was also curious and had learned quite a bit.
Even a small part of her experienced longing.
“Goodness, I must be the first person in the world to make that kind of joke with a robot and actually have the robot understand it…”
Su Ming blinked.
“Yuvyuv, was Little Qing correct?”
Su Ming inquired mentally.
Yuvyuv was his premier artificial intelligence, with a level surpassing Little Qing’s!
Little Qing could be seen as a product of the System, while Yuvyuv served as the System’s embodiment and assistant.
“Little Qing is indeed correct. Yuvyuv suggests that the Host take a week’s rest!”
“Continuing to farm afterward will increase the chances of yielding quality produce!”
Yuvyuv responded in his mind.
“Okay.”
After pondering for a moment, Su Ming nodded and then pocketed the seed that Olly had given him.
Stop yelling!
Actually, if you give it some thought, it’s pretty clear. It’s just like farming in real life.
The soil goes through a period of exhaustion. After a while, it needs a proper break to recover.
Even though Su Ming has the System, the drastically reduced time between planting and harvest means the soil must be incredibly worn out.
Right!
Taking a break is a good idea. Consider it a vacation for himself.
With that in mind, Su Ming didn’t dwell on it. Once he had harvested everything, he planned to take a week off. Once all the land had been rejuvenated, he would plant anew all at once!
That’s the plan, perfect!
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