Survive in the Wilderness! The Actor King Sits in My Arms and Weeps

Chapter 23: A Funny Girl

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Near the shallow water, there was a fish that was swimming in their direction.

Su Feifei held her breath and focused on it.

[F*ck, even I’m holding my breath.]

Just a reminder that you can breathe while watching Su Feifei fish!]

[What’s wrong with this woman again? There’s no equipment to catch fish. Is she really going to rely on the slingshot in her hands?]

[I think it’s possible. Let’s just wait and see.]

At the scene, Su Feifei slowly raised her hand, adjusted her breathing, and slowly approached the fish. Su Feifei stopped a few meters away from the big fish. She picked up a sharp stone from the beach, pulled the slingshot, and aimed.

[Is Su Feifei trying to kill the fish with a slingshot?]

[Does she now know that the fish’s head is very hard.]

[I’m dying of laughter. I think this method is unprecedented.]

[Just watch! Why are you all talking so much nonsense?]

The sharp stone pierced through the water and into the fish’s head, leaving a string of bubbles on the water. The fish immediately flipped over.

The fish had been shot dead.

Su Feifei picked up the fish and threw it to Bo Silin. “Take it. We should have enough for lunch today.”

Bo Silin dodged to the side with precision. With a plop, the fish fell directly to the ground. Su Feifei turned her head and focused her eyes before she reacted disdainfully.

That’s right, this subordinate was afraid of getting dirty. It was rare to see a man who was afraid to get dirty.

She thought for a moment, then fished out some seaweed that had been washed up from the water. She took out the branch that was tied behind her and gestured on the fish’s head.

“What are you doing?” Bo Silin sensed that something was wrong and wanted to step back even more.

[I’m dying of laughter. What are you doing? A wuss!]

[Bo is about to get PTSD from Su Feifei!]

[Every step she takes will be beyond your expectations. Are you happy now, Bo?]

[Can someone control Su Feifei? I think she’s going crazy again.]

[This fish is still alive, right?]

As expected, Su Feifei ignored him. She concentrated, gathered her energy, raised her hand, and jabbed the fish hard!

The tree branch directly poked a hole in the fish’s mouth.

Bo Silin, who was splashed with water, flinched.

Su Feifei’s movements were agile. She passed the seaweed through the fish’s mouth, picked it up, and handed it to Bo Silin. “Can you take it now? The seaweed is clean and doesn’t have a fishy smell.”

Bo Silin’s movements paused slightly, his eyes darting around for a moment.

So she did that for him.

[He’s so pampered!!!!!]

[I’m sorry, Bo. I’ve grown to be a fan of Su Feifei this time...]

[I’ll be honest with you. I also want to be pampered by her. Come and dote on me too baby!]

[At least Su Feifei has some conscience and remembers that our baby Bo loves cleanliness.]

[No, you guys should be more firm with your perspective on that vixen!!!!]

[Did Su Feifei put a curse on all of you?]

Su Feifei didn’t even look back and continued to search in the sea.

This place happened to be the estuary of a river, Su Feifei was sure that there should be fish here, and the fish would come here to eat.

If only there was a boat, they would definitely be able to return with a full load.

Su Feifei searched for a long time, but she didn’t find anything other than a few small fish on the beach.

She turned around and walked towards the shore.

“Let’s go. We’ll deal with them at noon.” Su Feifei said.

[Deal with who???]

[You call this a dealing???]

[I suddenly feel pity for Renbo and the others...]

[Yeah, thinking about Renbo and the others mocking Su Feifei angers me… but now… Oh my, someone call for an ambulance… but not for her!]

[I’m really going to die of laughter because of this show. Can you come up with more shows of this type in the future?]

[It’s not the island that’s funny, it’s human nature. Especially Su Feifei’s!]

[It can’t be her, she’s just a drama queen!]

The sun had just risen, and Su Feifei looked up. Then she began to pull the plants along the road and weave them.

Bo Silin was already used to Su Feifei’s strange behavior. He followed her from a distance of one or two meters away. In less than two minutes, a simple straw hat was handed to him.

“Here, cover yourself.”

Bo Silin looked up and saw Su Feifei’s porcelain white face.

She didn’t have any makeup on, and her eyebrows were perfectly crafted. Her skin was pinkish white, and her cheeks were slightly red after being exposed to the sun.

Bo Silin took it. However, the next second, the straw hat fell on Su Feifei’s head.

“I’m not hot.” He replied and walked forward.

[Why is the atmosphere between the two of them so...?]

[Steamy!!]

[If I were Su Feifei, I’d do a 180 turn on the spot and bow to thank him.]

[That’s why you’ll never gain his attention!]

[Su Feifei should be so happy!]

“You’re not hot?” Su Feifei’s figure only paused for a second, then she stepped forward and covered Bo Silin’s head with the straw hat again.

“You’re already sweating, why are you trying to be strong?

“You need to exercise more if your kidney is weak, but I won’t let you be exposed to the sun.

“Remember to take the medicine when you go back. The medicine for today was already stewed when it came out.

“That’s strange. You had abs the last time I checked, but how are you this weak?”

The world fell silent again.

[Kidney deficiency requires more exercise, no sun allowed, has abs but is weak… What else does she have to say?]

[Feifei, how did you make it so sweet and sadistic?]

[So this is what a sugar coated knife means…]

[My heart aches for Bo. His ego must’ve been deflated.]

[Are you going to stop talking about kidney deficiency? Someone, help me, I can’t stop laughing!]

[I’m growing abs from laughing. Girl, get to the main point and kiss him!]

[I’ll repeat myself again! Our baby Bo doesn’t have kidney deficiency. His body is in great condition!!!!]

[I’ve already thought of tomorrow’s headline. A lowlife actress in the entertainment industry is obsessed with the best actor’s kidney deficiency, sending him tonic soup every day]

[Feifei is such a clown.]

Bo Silin was left speechless on the spot. He looked at Su Feifei’s back and chuckled after a while. He reached out to straighten his hat and walked forward.

[F*ck! This smile!]

[“So be it. I’ll do whatever my wife says.” I bet he concluded with that.]

[I’m gone, my ship is sailing to the sky!]

The two of them brought their things back to the camp. There were already many big trees that had been cut down and wild vegetables placed around them.

Su Feifei had given Tiantian two kinds of herbs before to pick out. One of them was a Chinese herb that was easily recognizable. Unexpectedly, Tiantian seemed to have eaten spinach before and had picked three to four stalks.

She walked to Tiantian’s side and said with a smile, “You picked so much, are you hungry?”

Tiantian nodded, then shook her head. “I’m not hungry! Those tree-cutting uncles are even hungrier!” Tiantian waved her hand and said.

The smile on Su Feifei’s face deepened. She patted Tiantian’s head and said, “Go and exchange them for points. You’ve picked a lot of herbs today.”

Tiantian’s eyes lit up as she asked, “Really? Did I really pick a lot of herbs?”

Su Feifei smiled and nodded.

Tiantian was so happy that she jumped three feet high. She bounced over to pick up the two piles of wild vegetables and asked, “Captain, which stack should I take?”

Su Feifei pointed at the stack on the left.

“Yay!” Tiantian exclaimed and skipped toward the exchange point.

Three stalks of herbs equated to 30 points.

By the time the 30 points were accounted for, Tiantian had also returned.

Su Feifei stood up and smiled at Tiantian. “Buy a pot, a knife, rice, and some spices. Let’s have a good meal today!”

The three big men who were chopping the tree had sharp ears and quickly put down their axes.

“Is it time to eat?”