Chapter 34 - Golden Rod Not Falling Pill
"Quickly, Little Laoxu, come and test this new medicine quickly. This time, the pill that I developed is called 'Golden Rod Not Falling Pill'. It is mainly for the prosperity of our motherland!"
"Our country is seriously aging and housing prices are high. Many young people don't want to have children at all. With this medicine, the status quo can be changed. This is good medicine to benefit the country and the people!"
In the secret room, Yang Song unplugged the microwave and shouted at Xiao Laoxu.
"Squeak, okay!" When Xiao Laoxu, who was dizzy in reading, heard Yang Song's voice, he threw away the textbook without hesitation, and then rushed to Yang Song with a swish, eager to try the new pill.
"Wait a minute, I'll roll it into a ball first!" Yang Song pulled out a small tuft from the bowl, and quickly rubbed it into a ball, then stuffed it into Xiao Laoxu's mouth.
This guy was very talented and had a natural perception of treasures.
Seeing his expectant look, Yang Song knew that he had basically succeeded in refining the pill.
As for the pill being roughly stuffed into his mouth, Xiao Laoxu didn't mind, he chewed carefully with his teeth.
In less than a minute, the effect of the medicine was up.
Yang Song was carefully scanning by the side.
First of all, Xiao Laoxu's eyes became misty and looked very blurred.
Then, the temperature on his body rose rapidly, and all the pale golden hairs exploded.
In the end, this guy looked left and right as if he was looking for something.
When his gaze fell on Yang Song, within a second, he quickly moved away with a bit of disgust in his blurred eyes.
"What kind of look is this?" Yang Song had a bad feeling!
"Squeak, squeak... sister squeak! Need sister squeak!"
Xiao Laoxu didn't pay attention to Yang Song at all, he just kept making such noises in his mouth.
Three minutes later!
Bang!
Xiao Laoxu seemed to be holding back very badly, and with a snap, he jumped off the table.
After he stood up straight with your legs, his two paws were stretched forward, and his lower body pushed forward and straight against the air forcefully.
"Little Laoxu?"
Yang Song suddenly felt a chill when he saw Xiao Laoxu's movements. Oh my god, this guy just aimed at him a minute before, right?
"The effect of this medicine seems to be a bit fierce!" A few black lines appeared on his forehead, and his whole brain began to operate!
"Abyss Leek King! Mutant Maca Block! Purple Blood Mutant Lamb!"
"It stands to reason that mixing these materials thoroughly will only increase the length of time, transform kidney function, and improve physical fitness. It's not the same as the drug that is described on the adult website."
After Yang Song glanced at the Xiao Laoxu who had almost turned into a small electric motor, he felt more and more wrong.
"Could it be that the ingredients are wrong? Or, the proportions are wrong? Or is it that Xiao Laoxu is a strange animal whose physique different from that of a human, and thereby, generating different effect?"
After thinking about this, Yang Song came up with a bold idea: Should he find a junior from the Yang Family to try this medicine?
Just when Yang Song was hesitating about whom to look for, Xiao Laoxu had a reaction!
Splash!
Something squirted out!
Under normal circumstances, once this thing came out, the person or animal would immediately enter the sage mode, without desire and emotion, and his body would become very tired. Basically, he just wanted to lie down and smoke a cigarette quietly after the hard work.
But Xiao Laoxu's situation was different from that...
His unambiguous signature moves had no intention of stopping at all.
And his movements became increasingly faster with each second. It was to the point that his body was about to become a phantom.
The most important thing was that judging from his current state, there was no fatigue at all.
Three times!
Five times!
Seven times!
Under Yang Song's gaze, after only five minutes, Xiao Laoxu had already blasted out seven times.
This guy's kidney might turn bad after this; he was too fast!
This kind of frequency, even a powerful martial artist, found it difficult to withstand. And if it was too fast, there was a danger of sudden death.
But so far, Xiao Laoxu still didn't look tired, but was more energetic instead!
"Fantastic! It seems that the direction of my research is right. This drug must have been successfully researched, but when refining, I used the best part! If I want to produce it for business, I must dilute the materials to a certain amount."
Yang Song's eyes gradually brightened, and he continued to observe Xiao Laoxu.
Ten minutes!
Twenty minutes!
As time passed, Xiao Laoxu's movements were faster and more skilled. As for fatigue, this world seemed to not exist in Xiao Laoxu's dictionary at all. After a full hour, his movements slowed down and gradually stopped.
"Twenty-five times! One pill, twenty-five times in a row! This guy has broken the limit of rat life, right?" Yang Song secretly exclaimed in his heart, looking at Xiao Laoxu, who was still looking forward, and asked, "Xiao Laoxu, how's the situation going? How do you feel?"
"Squeak! Squeak! Squeak... so cool!" Xiao Laoxu said intermittently.
"Are you tired?" Yang Song found a notebook and quickly recorded it.
"Squeak! No, not tired! Squeak, let's fight again!" When he said this, Xiao Laoxu's body began to sway from side to side.
"You want to have another go? Why do not you try the weaker version here? Your firing speed is a bit too fast, which is not very good for kidney function," as he said, Yang Song rolled another pill.
At the same time, he wondered in his mind, "If this is allowed to go on, he will take a woman home soon, right?"
Puff!
Hu, hu, hu…
It was just that before the pill was put into Xiao Laoxu's mouth, this guy suddenly stopped, and fell to the ground with a thump, falling asleep.
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"From the state of the experimental body, the undiluted pill will last for one and a half hours and will not weaken during the period."
"The pill does not have any side effects. After the effect is completed, the user will enter deep sleep. Also, due to long-term high-intensity exercise, user's muscle tissue and body strength have been improved to a certain extent!"
"Summary, once this pill is on the market, it will become the gospel of more than 5 billion women around the world!"
Yang Song took the pen and notebook and recorded it seriously.
"The name of the pill: Great Energy Pill. Ingredients: leek essence, sheep essence, maca essence. Main function: it will let users regain their glory, regain their dignity, and contribute to the country. Refining method: first, grind the above materials into powder, and then mix them evenly according to a certain ratio..."
It took about ten minutes for Yang Song to record the complete secret recipe and the reaction after the medication.
Next, he just needed the country's approval process. After passing, he could pull up a production line, buy the materials, and he could easily mass produce.
At this moment, Yang Song had already thought about how to promote it.
Wasn't he a living example?
He was 100 years old and an ordinary person before.
After taking Great Energy Pill, not only was he alive and kicking, but his body was also strong. What's more, his appetite became very great too.
More than that, he could walk leisurely on the streets and subdue the robbers, break through his own limitations, and become a martial artist.
Many people in Tong City were aware of his physical condition.
First, he could spread it in a small area and show it to Huang Shi, Zhou Tong, and others.
After they used Great Energy Pill, they would understand the benefits, and then he could let them help publicize it later.
It wouldn't take long for this pill to break out of Tong City, out of Martial City, sweeping the whole country and even the world!