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"Young Master Huang, you... you're on fire!"

"Damn it! Young Master Huang, you're really on fire!"

Upon seeing Huang Zicheng's lower half engulfed in flames, everyone on the scene widened their eyes, especially the men who couldn't help but gasp in shock.

"On fire?"

Huang Zicheng was scared witless by Ye Fan; he hadn't noticed that he was on fire. When Huang Zicheng looked down and saw the flames blazing around his groin, he was terrified to the point of being shattered.

"Put out the fire! Hurry up and put it out!"

Huang Zicheng frantically patted at the flames, but it only made the fire worse. With no choice left, he could only cry out in tears and wail loudly.

The location of the fire was just too embarrassing, and in his panic, Huang Zicheng was terrified.

"Right, right, put out the fire, put out the fire!"

"Water, quick, quick, get water!"

Seeing Huang Zicheng's groin on fire, many old neighbors in Violet Community were thrown into a panic, each running towards their homes to fetch water to fight the fire.

Buzz!!!

Suddenly, all of Violet Community lost power, and when they turned on the taps, they realized the water had stopped too.

"Oh my goodness! What's happening? No electricity and no water? What are we going to do? Does anyone have stored water?"

"Who stores water nowadays? I've got no water at my place!"

"Neither do I!"

In an instant, a group of people in Violet Community exchanged helpless glances, each seeing a sense of overwhelming helplessness in the others' eyes.

"What? No water?"

Upon hearing this, Huang Zicheng's vision went dark, and he almost passed out.

At this moment, the fire on Huang Zicheng's groin grew larger and larger; patting it with his hands was completely ineffective, and he could clearly feel the heat.

"What should we do? We can't just watch as Young Master Huang gets burned to death, can we?"

"Why don't we go out and buy water?"

"Now? It's too late! By the time we've bought water, Young Master Huang's lower half will probably have been burned to a crisp!"

Everyone's heads felt as big as bulls, faced with the giant conundrum of putting out the fire on Huang Zicheng without any water.

"Does the community have a fire extinguisher?" Su Ruoxue asked.

Although Huang Zicheng had a deeply bad conscience, he was still Su Ruoxue's neighbor. Su Ruoxue, always kind-hearted, couldn't just watch as Huang Zicheng was burned alive.

An old man sighed and said, "Ruoxue, this is an old community, built in the 80s, there are no fire extinguishers!"

"Ah? No fire extinguisher?" Su Ruoxue was at a loss.

Just as everyone was full of worry, a voice suddenly rose, "Want to put out the fire? Easy! I don't know if any of you have seen Stephen Chow's 'A Chinese Odyssey'. In it, the main character Supreme Treasure gets his groin on fire, and everyone puts it out by kicking it. You could try kicking it!"

"What? Kick it?"

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Stephen Chow's 'A Chinese Odyssey' was just too classic; everyone in Violet Community had seen it.

Reminded by this person, a crowd turned their collective gaze to Huang Zicheng.

"Kick it?" Huang Zicheng turned pale.

"Young Master Huang, it's an emergency, why not give it a try?"

"Yes, Young Master Huang, try it, try it!"

The crowd chimed in one after another, some even coiling up ready to spring into action; if Huang Zicheng agreed, they would swarm him and stomp out the fire.

"Is there no other way?" Huang Zicheng asked, swallowing hard.

An elderly man, not knowing where he had found it, handed Huang Zicheng a bone, saying, "It's too late! If we wait any longer, you'll be burned up!"

"Fine, fine! Go ahead!"

Huang Zicheng, terrified his lower body would be burned beyond use, picked up a bone and bit down hard on it.

"Go!"

Seeing Huang Zicheng was ready, everyone exchanged glances, and then the oldest elder swung his hand down fiercely.

Bang!

Bang bang!

In an instant, a crowd surged forward. They encircled Huang Zicheng, then kicked violently toward his groin.

"Ow!"

"Owww!"

As the kicks landed on him, Huang Zicheng let out wave after wave of agony-filled screams, each kick making him feel as though his life was about to end.

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

Ye Fan watched the scene unfold from not too far away, his face filled with a sardonic smile.

Su Ruoxue said, half crying and half laughing, "Your suggestion is too cruel, isn't it?"n/ô/vel/b//jn dot c//om

She had noticed a moment ago that it was Ye Fan who suggested the method of kicking to put out the fire. However, everyone had been so eager to extinguish the flames that they paid no attention.

"A villain gets a villain's end. By comparison, Huang Zicheng is the cruelest!" Ye Fan chuckled.

Hearing this, Su Ruoxue didn't defend Huang Zicheng. She knew that to win her over, Huang Zicheng had used every dirty trick in the book. If not for Ye Fan's exceptional abilities, he would've likely been killed on the spot by Huang Zicheng.

"Ow!"

"Owww!!!"

On the other side, as the crowd kicked ruthlessly, Huang Zicheng, although biting down on a bone, couldn't stop his screams of sheer pain.

"Young Master Huang, hold on, it's almost over!"

"Almost there, Young Master Huang, the fire is about to be out!"

To put out the fire, everyone kicked at Huang Zicheng with all their might, the pain almost suffocating him.

Half a minute later, thanks to the concerted efforts of the crowd, the fire on Huang Zicheng was finally extinguished.

"Young Master Huang, the fire is out, you're okay now!"

Seeing that the flames on Huang Zicheng were completely out, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's out? That's great!"

Hearing this, Huang Zicheng felt like he had been granted a reprieve from death, collapsing to the ground as though all the strength had been drained from his body.

For a man, the sensation of even a single kick there is unbearable, let alone a barrage from a crowd.

Whoosh—

Just as Huang Zicheng thought everything was fine, someone inadvertently kicked a heart-shaped candle on the ground. Before everyone's eyes, a candle, as if cursed, landed right on Huang Zicheng's crotch.

Just after the fire on Huang Zicheng had been extinguished, in an instant, flames shot up again.

"Damn it!!!"

Seeing the fire reignite on him, Huang Zicheng's face contorted wildly, his old face shaking violently.

"The fire's flared up again? This… this…"

As the flames rekindled in Huang Zicheng's crotch, everyone in Violet Community looked on, stunned and utterly shocked.

Ye Fan, standing not far away, said with an innocent look, "I'm sorry, Young Master Huang, I didn't do it on purpose. I was about to leave, who could've thought an accidental kick would hit a candle, and of all things, it landed on you!"

"Ye Fan, I knew it was you, Ye Fan, you mixed personal grievances with official business, you're utterly despicable!" Huang Zicheng cursed out in agitation, locking his eyes on Ye Fan.

He had already endured inhuman pain, and now Ye Fan's kick had reignited the flames; wasn't this an attempt on his life?

Ye Fan shrugged helplessly, "You can curse all you want, but the urgent matter now is to put out the fire!"

"That's right! Young Master Huang, you just hold on a bit longer!"

The eldest elder nodded solemnly, his face an innocent facade, "Don't just stand there, let's keep kicking!"