Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 95: The Potential To Be A Great Pick-Up Artist

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

Happy Life felt uneasy after reading the various comments in chat.

He had also seen Chen Yu’s strange smile.

In addition, Chen Yu shook his head again.

His heart was almost in his throat at this point.

“Dr. Chen, could it be that my son and daughter really cannot get into university?”

“What is the reason? Is it puppy love or an abnormal performance? Please tell me quickly.”

Happy Life asked as he wiped the sweat off his forehead.

Obviously, he was highly concerned about his children’s future.

In less than a minute, his face was covered in nervous sweat.

“You’ve misunderstood me, dear patient. I’m not shaking my head to say that your children can’t get into university, but…”

“You haven’t even fathered any children. So, how could you bring honor to your ancestors?”

A bolt of lightning struck that almost collapsed Happy Life.

Chen Yu’s words were like a barrel of gasoline, causing the already boiling chat to explode again with comments.

“I give Dr. Chen full marks for his answer.”

“Fathered no children, could it be…?”

“This man is so pitiful. The children he cared for deeply aren’t even his.”

“Even a grassland is not as free-range as his wife.”

“As long as I don’t get married or fall in love, I won’t get cuckolded like him.”

“Does no one sympathize with this man?”

“What has the world become? Why are the honest always bullied?”

The viewers were once again divided into two camps.

One laughed at his misfortune, while the other half sympathized with Happy Life.

Happy Life had a simple and sincere appearance. One look, and anyone could tell that he was an honest man.

Unfortunately, his fate was worlds apart from his username, Happy Life.

Happy Life was dumbstruck as he stared at Chen Yu on his side of the screen.

He stuttered, “What… What do you mean? My wife… Did my wife really cheat on me?”

Chen Yu nodded and said, “Dear patient, if you want to cure your depression…”

“It’s best if you tell me what you’ve done in the past.”

“Only by speaking the things that are suppressed in your heart can your illness be alleviated to a certain extent.”

“Combined with my healing ability, you can recover your health.”

When Happy Life heard that he had depression, his face turned green.

“We’ll talk about my matters later. Let’s talk about my wife first.”

Happy Life’s expression changed.

He asked about his wife’s affair again.

He had a happy life and was always obedient to his wife. Why would his wife cheat on him?

Could it be that neither of the two children were his?

“First of all,” Chen Yu said, “the two children are not related to you by blood.”

“Secondly, why did your wife cheat on you?”

“It’s because you are incapable of having children.”

“You’re talking nonsense. I’m great in bed!”

Happy Life’s face turned red with anger.

“Don’t look down at me just because I’m in my forties. 1 usually pay great attention to my health. I climb up and down more than ten floors daily without even panting.”

“I even work out three to four days a week!”

Chen Yu wouldn’t be so agitated if he said anything else.

But Happy Life couldn’t take it anymore after he was deemed incapable in bed.

Men hated it the most when others commented on their lack of sexuality.

“You misunderstood me again,” Chen Yu said indifferently.

“When I said that you can’t have children, I was referring to another aspect.”

“Don’t you remember that for the first three years of your marriage, there were no signs of pregnancy?”

“Three years of marriage, yet no movement in her stomach, so what does that mean?”

Thinking back to the first few years of their marriage, Happy Life had complicated feelings, yet he was a little proud.

At that time, he was like a bucking horse, incapable of feeling exhaustion.

Weirdly, there was no news of any pregnancy for three whole years.

Fortunately, in his fourth year, his wife finally got pregnant.

The following year, she was pregnant with another child.

“Could it be that she got together with someone else at that time?”

Happy Life blurted out.

“It looks like you’ve already remembered. Yes, your wife had an affair not long before your first child was born.”

“Your wife didn’t think of cheating on you initially,” Chen Yu said calmly.

“The reason she’s come this far is that she couldn’t get pregnant even after three years of marriage.”

“Worried that there was something wrong with her body, your wife went to the hospital for a comprehensive physical examination.”

“The results of the examination show that she is very healthy.”

“The reason she could not get pregnant was you, not her.”

Happy Life was struck by lightning, staggered, and almost fell to the ground.

Chen Yu spoke indirectly, but his meaning was clear.

His wife couldn’t get pregnant in the first three years because something was wrong with his body.

“This dude is too miserable. Not only did his wife give him a cuckold, but he was also infertile.”

“He must not have tripped on someone bad once.”

“?????”

“Nah, how could he trip on anything with that cuckold hat of his lighting the way?”

“Tragic.”

“Even if he can’t have children, it’s not a reason for his wife to cheat.”

Even though they were trolling, the viewers still sympathized with Happy Life.

As chat said, even if Happy Life was infertile, his wife should not treat him like this.

Reading the chat, Chen Yu smiled faintly.

“If it’s just infertility, it’s not enough to make his wife cheat on him.”

“The patient’s wife just felt that she got unlucky and originally wanted to divorce him.”

“Something else happened, which strengthened her determination to cheat.”

The viewers sent in their questions in unison.

What could make a woman choose to cheat?

“Why, he cheated on her during his marriage.”

At this moment, Happy Life wished he could find a hole to hide in.

He had already taken precautions when he called in.

He was afraid that Chen Yu would expose him, so he made it clear in advance that he didn’t need Chen Yu to talk about him.

He wanted to end his consultation quickly by going offline once he confirmed that his son and daughter could get into university.

He had calculated everything, but his wrongdoings were still exposed.

“There are many reasons for your depression, but they mainly originate from the bad things you did when you were young.”

Chen Yu continued unhurriedly.

From junior high onward, Happy Life was a scumbag and a playboy.

He knew how to please girls.

In his third year of junior high school, he even had three girlfriends simultaneously.

It was equivalent to one guy stepping on three boats at the same time.

“During your university military training, you set your eyes on a girl from the next class.”

“She’s beautiful and came from a good family background.”

“You are confident that with your experience in picking up girls, it will be easy to take her down.”

“If you could make the daughter of such a wealthy family your girlfriend, not only will you have endless money to spend, but you can also climb up the social ladder and get rid of your low social class.”

“So, everything happened according to plan.”

“You relied on your years of experience from high school to university.”

“Just as your military training ended, you’ve successfully wooed her.”

“During this period, you discovered that this girl had a somewhat submissive personality.”

“Once again, you conquered her mentally without any guidance.”

“Twenty years ago, you already had the potential to be a great pick-up artist.”

Chen Yu smiled faintly as he continued his story..