Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 41: Lovesick Or Yandere

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“If Dr. Chen said that, there must be a reason for it.”

“True that.”

“Whoever marries this young lady will definitely have black smoke rising from their ancestral graves.”

“Isn’t it supposed to be green smoke?”

“Nah, their coffins exploded with the anger, hence the black smoke.”

“Marrying a girl who would commit suicide at any time and thinking about nothing but love? No matter how strong a man is, he won’t be able to hold on to that marriage for long.”

“If her confession were to be rejected, it’s entirely possible for her to commit suicide. Ugh, dying for love?”

“Wang Baochuan, the progenitor of being lovesick, is nothing compared to her.”

“I think she should be the progenitor of lovesick. I’m sure no other girl has been this lovesick throughout history.”

The netizens all sympathized with the boy, as there was no way the boy would have known that this classmate of his had tried committing suicide many times because of him.

If he knew, he would probably be too afraid to even go to sleep.

“When your mother saw you chatting and laughing with that boy, she thought your condition had improved after psychological treatment,” Chen Yu continued slowly.

“Thus, she left for the living room, called your psychologist, and immediately thanked him.”

“Just as your mother left, the boy suddenly told you a few well-known classical love stories.”

“You thought the boy was using these stories to confess to you indirectly.”

“Your face gradually turned red, and your heart beat so quickly that you couldn’t breathe properly. Thus, you fainted.”

“When you woke up, the boy had already left.”

“You stayed at home obediently for a few days, which gave your mother the assumption that her condition had improved greatly.”

“She wasn’t as strict with you anymore.”

“You took the opportunity to sneak out of the house, wanting to tell the boy that you were willing to accept his confession.”

“When you arrive at his place, you realize his house has already been sold.”

“He also didn’t return to school even after school started.”

“You assumed you scared him away by fainting before him, so you tried committing suicide for the seventh time.”

“From then on, your mother restrained you and took away your phone and computer.”

Chen Yu finished explaining the reasons for her seven attempts at committing suicide, from start to finish.

The viewers of this livestream all had their horizons broadened.

Some would push forward for love and get lied to in the end.

Others would swear only to love one and be exposed as scumbags later on.

Melancholic Stardew, on the other hand, was a person who loved committing suicide, for love.

Once wasn’t enough, so she tried seven times.

From the looks of it, there would probably be an eighth time.

Even Zhuge Liang, in his story, only captured Meng Huo seven times.

Melancholic Stardew’s following words proved everyone’s guess.

“Without him in my world, there is neither light nor hope.”

“If we can’t be together in this life, I can only hope to be together in the next.”

“Dr. Chen, no matter how you found out about our love story, I thank you for retelling it.”

Melancholic Stardew showed a forlorn smile.

“I’m already satisfied to be able to hear about my past with him once more.”

“You don’t have to worry about me anymore. Death is a relief for me.”

“If we aren’t fated to be together in this life, we will definitely love each other in the next.”

As soon as Melancholic Stardew said this, the livestream chat was flooded with comments.

“Dear Buddha, God, or any higher being, please take care of this lovesick nightmare.”

“Jesus, I’ve finally met a real version of a yandere with my own eyes. I’m going emo now, about to abandon all meaning to life.”

“I’m out of the loop. Who can tell if she’s lovesick or a yandere?”

“She’s a lovesick yandere.”

“If two lovesick people get together, they should be forever happy, right?”

“Lol. The top commenter is sure imaginative.”

“Amitabha. Empty your thoughts, clear your worries.”

“Master, I’m enlightened. I’m going to break up with my girlfriend now!”

“I’ve also been enlightened.”

“Zhang Jindan, what do you mean you’ve enlightened? I’m hungry; go and cook.”

Looking back at [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain], he had at least confessed his feelings to his goddess, despite the fact that she was a man.

Throwing the issue of gender out of the window, the love story between the two of them was pretty enviable.

On the other hand, Melancholic Stardew’s view of love was only making their scalps tingle.

“Girl, why are you so silly!”

The woman hugged Melancholic Stardew tightly.

“I only have one daughter. If you die, what will mommy do?”

“If you want to fall in love, 1 will always be 100% on your side.”

“What kind of boy do you like? I’ll find him for you tomorrow.”

Afraid that her daughter would commit suicide again, the woman was so flustered that she could not speak properly.

As long as Melancholy Stardew wouldn’t commit suicide, she would organize a large-scale blind date event for her daughter as quickly as possible.

“Mom, you still don’t understand me.”

Melancholic Stardew shook her head.

“The kind of love I want is the kind of unwavering love at first sight.”

“This kind of love is like the love between Romeo and Juliet, or Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun.”

The woman was utterly speechless at her daughter’s reply.

She couldn’t keep up with Melancholic Stardew’s train of thought.

“Missy, don’t say anymore. Those two examples you just gave don’t even end well.”

“Dr. Chen, please help her. We can’t stand it anymore.”

“Melancholic Stardew obviously has a distorted view of love.”

A lot of female fans commented, and aside from some who pitied Melancholic Stardew, the majority of the comments hoped that Chen Yu would be able to cure her lovesickness.

Two diseases at extreme ends concentrated on one person were simply too much.

“Dear patient,” Chen Yu spoke up with a faint smile, “you’ve misunderstood something.”

“What did I misunderstand?” Melancholic Stardew asked subconsciously.

“He didn’t go to your house to visit you and tell you love stories as an indirect confession.”

“Rather, it was simply because he saw hundreds of romance genre books in your bookcase.”

“He specifically retold stories with tenacious characters to convince you to emerge from the murky clouds of your mental illness because he assumed that romance must hold an important place in your heart.”

Chen Yu hesitated momentarily and continued, “In other words, he was using those love stories as inspirational stories to comfort and encourage you.”

Melancholic Stardew was dumbfounded and realized she had misunderstood yet again.

The comments from the chat continued to race.

However, there were very few comments that mocked or ridiculed Melancholic Stadew.

After all, anyone could tell Melancholic Stardew’s expression began to twist from pain.

“But…”

Chen Yu paused.

The comments in the livestream started flashing two to three times faster.

All the viewers eyes lit up with excitement.

It was Chen Yu’s signature moment—making a U-turn before slamming into a wall at full speed.

“He does fancy you and was planning to confess to you after graduating from university.”

“Really?”

These words were like the voices of angels.

Melancholic Stardew’s pained and dull expression had a 180-degree change.

“Yes.” Chen Yu nodded. “Unfortunately, he won’t have this opportunity.”

“He was injured by someone some time ago, which seriously affected his health.”

“Not long after he left your house back then, he started vomiting blood.”

“He was diagnosed with liver damage due to the old injury and needed a liver transplant.”

“The hooligans who beat him up had no money to compensate. Thus, the boy’s family had to sell their house to raise money for their son’s liver transplant.”

“His liver transplant was completed a month ago, but his body had a severe rejection.”

“Just giving a rough estimate; he still has two months left to live..”