Perfect Secret Love: The Bad New Wife is a Little Sweet

Big Dipper opened the red envelopes. When he saw the five-dollar and two-dollar notes, the corner of his lips twitched.

Gong Xu’s expression also contorted while Ye Mufan was dumbfounded.

Wasn’t… wasn’t he looking down on them too freaking much?!

Out of all these red envelopes, the largest amount was a five-dollar bill while the smallest amount was a one-dollar bill! Plus, one-dollar bills filled at least 90% of the red envelopes!

There were so many red envelopes, but the amount probably didn’t even add up to $200 when you combined them!

“Are you… serious?” Ye Mufan subconsciously blurted out as he clutched the one-dollar bill in his hand.

“Consider this money as my admission fee. Extend us a courtesy,” Nameless Nie genially said.

“Extend a courtesy your a**! At least show some sincerity! It doesn’t have to be a lot, but at least put $100 in each red envelope! You put one dollar inside yet you want us to show you some courtesy…?” Ye Mufan felt a fire burning in his chest.

Was he really Wanwan’s freaking biological brother?!

“100?”

Nameless Nie furrowed her brows. “If each red envelope had $100, how much money would I need to fill so many red envelopes? It’d be quicker if you went and robbed someone.”

Lin Que: “…”

Jiang Lihen: “…”

Si Yehan: “…”

Everyone: “…”

“D*mn! SpongeBob SquarePants!”

What SpongeBob SquarePants?

Big Dipper dumbfoundedly turned to a spot behind the groomsmen.

There was really a giant SpongeBob SquarePants walking toward them.

“Huh?” Lin Que stared at the SpongeBob SquarePants that had reached him. What the heck was this?

“Who are you?” Jiang Lihen inquired curiously.

Why would someone wear a SpongeBob SquarePants costume and come to this place?

“Me.”

An apathetic voice was heard from inside the SpongeBob SquarePants costume.

When Lin Que heard this extremely distinctive voice, he shuddered. This was… Piece of Sh*t’s voice?!

“Brother Yi, why did you show up here in this outfit?” Jiang Lihen couldn’t understand why the other man was wearing this.

“Mn… I went to the wedding location,” Yi Shuihan replied.

“But… The wedding hasn’t started yet, right…?” Lin Que’s lips twitched.

“I went early,” Yi Shuihan said.

“In other words… you went to the wrong location, right?”

“Mm,” Yi Shuihan answered.

Everyone: “…”

Ye Wanwan and Si Yehan’s wedding was taking place at an animation themed park, which they had reserved completely. Every wedding guest had to wear a cartoon-themed costume to enter.

It appeared Yi Shuihan mistook the time, went to the wedding venue early and wore this costume.

“Why didn’t you take it off?” Jiang Lihen asked.

“SpongeBob SquarePants” contemplated for a moment before replying, “Troublesome.”

Jiang Lihen: “…” It was rather troublesome.

“Lil Sh*t, you came here at the perfect time! Hurry up and take care of these people. They won’t let us enter,” Nameless Nie shouted at SpongeBob SquarePants.

“You think a mere SpongeBob SquarePants will be enough?!”

“Even if it’s Yi Shuihan, we aren’t afraid of him in such a giant costume! Why are you looking at me? I dare you to fight us in that costume!” Big Dipper mocked.

Immediately, First Elder, Third Elder, Seven Star, and the other people tacitly took a step back and ostracized Big Dipper completely.

Big Dipper: “…”

“Calm down, all of you! Isn’t that enough? I’ll bite whoever dares to stop my wedding today to death!”

At this moment, Ye Wanwan charged outside in her wedding dress while holding her skirt up.

“D*mn… Since when did brides come dashing out themselves?” Ye Mufan was dumbstruck. This didn’t match the storyline!

“Sigh, no matter how difficult the test is, it can’t withstand a vehement wish to marry.” Yi Lingjun shook his head.

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