Chapter 139: British paparazzi, dimensionality reduction strike
Chapter 139 British paparazzi, dimensionality reduction strike
"Oh my god! This is the first time I have learned in more than 20 years that Hollywood stars will choose this poor airport when they are not filming!" Several people wearing bowler hats in the terminal building of Cardiff Airport in Wales , men in black and gray coats with string belts around their necks are gathering together, "Isn't it good to fly directly from Los Angeles to London? Why do you have to go to Wales?"
"Okay, isn't it a good thing that people don't choose Heathrow Airport?"
A middle-aged man with his hands in his pockets and an old face yawned, and leaned casually on the column behind him. His indifferent expression made it look like he was not a decent person—not only that, but he was also one of the members of this group of people. Among the people, the most courageous one, the strings on other people's necks are all hidden under the collar, but he is lucky enough to hang the camera for eating directly in front of him, "The passenger flow of Cardiff Airport It is much smaller than Heathrow Airport, so it is easier for us to surround and capture."
"And it takes only a few hours to travel from London to Wales by train. It takes us a day to get rid of a headline, which is much faster than stalking! Isn't it worth it!"
"But... are you sure Roland will come?" One of the young men was a little worried, "According to the news from America, they are taking a private jet..."
"Oh! Child! You still have a lot to learn!" The middle-aged man took out an unpacked chewing gum from his pocket, threw one directly to the other party, picked up one himself, unpacked it, and stuffed it into his mouth. "There are people from us at the immigration office. Here, the text message from three minutes ago shows that they are filling out the immigration card there. No matter whether they come out from the main entrance or use a special passage, we can catch them! Hey! On the American side, they have a way to suppress the news, but this is our territory! We must let those American boys know how powerful their British fellows are!"
That's right, when Roland got on the plane, the paparazzi on the British side had already received the news and were ready to line up to welcome him.
In the eyes of these guys, their counterparts living in America are just like their ancestors. They are just farmers in wild lands and upstarts in cities with backward culture—Roland Allen has been popular for four years since the 1990s. years, and in those four years, what kind of news coverage did those guys contribute?
In addition to showing people's enthusiasm and love for him and reporting his glorious deeds, the biggest revelation is nothing but the love news released by another real estate tycoon himself!
This kind of low record made them feel ashamed!
As a paparazzi, I don't ask you to get the recordings of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp like the "Daily Mail", and continue to hammer down Depp's domestic violence, but The news you find must at least be a bit of a gimmick, right?
But on Roland's news, you can't even do this!
Then what face do you have, continue to hang around in this circle?
Fall off the skirt! Spicy!
Because of this, after confirming through various channels that Roland is about to come to the UK, in this country where tabloid culture is so prevalent that even members of the royal family dare to eavesdrop, these guys who claim to be messengers of justice have already made up their minds to let Roland Try your own power, if there are some dramatic events, it will be even better...
"There's news, there's news!" When the clear ringtone of the mobile phone rang, the paparazzi who were huddled together suddenly regained their spirits, glanced at the blue and white screen, and everyone immediately turned their attention to the exit provided by the insider. .
Staring, he swept around the various crowds at the airport. Since the traffic at Cardiff Airport was not as large as that at Heathrow Airport, these paparazzi who were used to finding people at Heathrow Airport soon cried out in surprise. up.
"Stare! There are five kids in the crowd over there!"
Almost in the blink of an eye, those cameras that were hidden in the clothes, put in the backpack, and placed in the satchel suddenly appeared in their hands. ' spirit, quickly pressed the shutter, and soon, they became excited: Although these guys are fully armed, everyone is equipped with toad mirror caps, but the clothes on their bodies have betrayed their identities, because except for two adults Except for the surrounding entourage, the five little guys were all wearing clothes produced by Double Star Company. If it wasn't for Roland and the others, who would spare no effort to advertise those products?
"What a group of innocent kids!" Suppressing their excitement, the paparazzi who had already captured the early pictures joked with each other, "Do they think this is America? Do they think we will take care of him?"
"I've always heard that David Olsen who adopted him has good abilities, but judging from his current state, isn't he just a fool?" Some guys laughed directly, "Since they came by private plane, Can George Lucas, who borrowed his plane, know how good we are? Or, is he cheating on Roland? He and Steven Spielberg are at odds? Oh! The title of tomorrow morning has come out ! "Famous Hollywood directors turn against each other! Roland Allen may become a victim of the power game!""
Although these guys were teasing there in a joking tone, the laughter at the scene did not seem to be fake.
No way, although the UC Shock Department of later generations has been complained about repeatedly, but compared with Xiangjiang's tabloid headlines, it is not even qualified to carry shoes.
As the ancestor of the tabloid culture, Britain is even worse than that.
"Comeon! They're out!"
“Hopefully they’re ready, it’s even more fun when we cry with our strobes!”
"Go! Go! Go!"
Amidst the laughter of a group of people, this group of guys rushed straight towards the crowd at the exit. When they rushed in front of Roland, the accompanying bodyguards immediately blocked them with their bodies, but these crowds were very difficult for them. That being said, it doesn't make much difference at all.
Accompanied by continuous clicks, these guys shouted: "Hey! Roland! Lookatme!"
"Can you take off your sunglasses, please? It will be more photogenic!"
"Oh! Is this Ashley and Mary? Hey! Look this way Uncle!"
"Can you talk to us? Tell us about love? We are serious reporters, we just want to interview you!"
Although David brought more than 20 people out this time, these guys also used their bodies to build a human wall, trying to keep the paparazzi out, but their hands that had nowhere to rest still turned the camera in front of Roland.
This is a common tactic used by paparazzi, using all sorts of rough methods that may infringe on personal safety to provoke the 'respondents'. As long as those 'respondents' show any physical dissatisfaction and resistance, they will become The testimonials presented in a large book, and if a guy loses his temper and fights, the headline on the front page of the evening newspaper will be——
【XXX reveals its true nature, beats up reporter in public】
Is the event true or false?
Has nothing to do with them!
If there is no news, make news!
They only want gimmicks, gimmicks that can sell money!
Because of this, when they realized that Roland didn't respond to them no matter how they shouted, these guys turned their directions one after another, and pointed the camera at Elizabeth in Garnett's arms.
And just when they turned on the flashlight, trying to force little Loli to cry with dazzling light, Roland, who had already walked out of the airport hall, suddenly turned his head, his neck turned, and his face swept across the surrounding people.
Although he was wearing sunglasses and a mask, the paparazzi who wanted to point the camera at Elizabeth suddenly became excited!
Whoo!
Is this annoyed?
Guys who didn't put their cameras down quickly snapped the shutter, and those who did put them down, picked them up again!
While catching Roland looking around, they also shouted frantically in their hearts: 'Hit me! Come hit me! quick! '
Of course, although their hearts are filled with countless desires, they still have to do superficial work—
"Roland Allen! Are you ready to accept our interview?"
"We can talk about any topic. If you think this place is crowded, then we can go to the coffee shop next door!"
"After flying for ten hours, you should be hungry too? How about we take you to eat British food?"
British cuisine?
Isn’t that looking up to the stars?
When the picture of salted fish dying with regret appeared in Roland's mind, he shook his head decisively. At the same time, he also took off his mask-to be honest, after staying in America for a long time, he was really used to walking It's all about fans. Since the media is his friend, he doesn't have to worry about some idiot taking pictures of him secretly!
Available now—
Grab the grass! It's hard for Meghan Harry to stay in the UK for so long!
This group of paparazzi is almost crazy, they will die for the news!
but-
Roland, don't be cowardly!
After scanning the crowd at the scene, he found that the group of paparazzi was about the same number as David's bodyguards, so he took off his sunglasses, scratched his head and said, "What media are you all?"
Hearing these words, David, who also stopped after Roland stopped, frowned, and patted Roland's shoulder with his hand, as if to imply that he should leave here directly with his mask and glasses on.
But for the paparazzi, they were even more excited after seeing Roland's cute face!
Although I don't understand why Roland would ask such a question, the more stupid the interviewees behave, the more things they can ask!
"I'm from News of the World..."
"I'm from the Daily Sun..."
"I'm from the Daily Mirror..."
While declaring themselves as family members, they also showed their press credentials, trying to prove to Roland that they were really reporters.
But after Roland finished listening, he nodded suddenly, then raised his neck, looked at David, and whispered: "These people are all from the Murdoch family, this guy is really annoying..."
"Hmm." David, who had already understood, made a sound with his nose, and then warned, "Send them away."
"Ok."
In front of the reporters, Roland took out his mobile phone. Just when the group of guys were as confused as the monks of Zhang Er, he called Lucas and told the other party what happened to him.
And when the guy on the other end of the phone who had just fallen asleep heard what happened to the little guy, the bearded man who was used to these things suddenly slapped his head and said, "Oh! I forgot to say hello!"
"Don't bother with those paparazzi, just walk by force. I'll call Keith and let him watch his media!"
What should I do if I am surrounded by paparazzi?
Beat him up?
Steal the film?
Do not make jokes!
Wouldn't it be over if you go directly to their big boss?
Just like Spielberg can knock on the door of Time Warner's chairman's office in minutes, Lucas and Murdoch are not too familiar! Is the Jewish gang really free of black material? It's just that no one will report it!
Weinstein can suppress the "New York Times", so what's the problem with Lucas letting Murdoch take care of his subordinates?
Following the other party's response, Roland decisively put on sunglasses and a mask, and led by the bodyguards, squeezed out of the airport!
After seeing his actions, Ben was still thinking about how this kid is so easy to deceive paparazzi, so he was anxious——
"What? Roland, don't you want to be interviewed?"
"Hey! Tell me!"
"Don't go! There are people from us on the road outside!"
But it's a pity that no matter how these guys clamored, Roland didn't mean to pay attention!
Not only that, he even felt that compared to Xu Guangtou, who was maddened by Director Bi, he was already countless times better!
1. He doesn't hit anyone or kick his face!
2. He doesn't steal other people's series!
He just asked the bodyguards to separate those annoying guys from himself!
You can shoot as you like!
See who dares to print!
Now he is not the one in 1990 who felt anxious when he saw Chris Columbus, got angry when he saw John Hughes, and didn't know what to do when he saw Steven Spielberg and James Cameron. guy!
If you can reduce dimensionality and attack, then you will never fight head-on!
If you can pinch your camera, then you will never beep!
As for the mood?
I'm sorry he doesn't feel sad at all, doesn't blame himself at all, doesn't feel guilty at all.
...
When Roland, who had received the guarantee, came to the hotel that David had booked by car, the paparazzi who lost their temper and swearing had already received calls from their superiors one after another. They had nothing but to obey the prohibition orders issued by their immediate bosses. , there is no other way, and Roland has no time to appreciate their face-changing skills, because these guys are not important to him.
And Cole Needham, who had met Roland twice, had already been waiting in the hotel for a long time. After listening to Roland's indifferent narration, the bald man said with regret: "It seems that Britain is really not suitable for you Hollywood stars. ah…"
"I should have considered these things earlier. I should have taken a trip to Los Angeles with the materials."
"Oh, never mind, it's settled anyway."
Roland shrugged, and he smiled while lying on the sofa in the guest room: "Although it surprises me, it's all small things."
"That's right, these paparazzi can't trouble you..." Cole Needham was taken aback for a moment, then nodded in agreement.
Having participated in the premiere receptions of "Captain Hook" and "Jurassic Park", he has seen it with his own eyes. None of the guys on the scene are simple.
"But you should also pay attention, many paparazzi like to bribe the hotel staff, and then install bugs."
“While it may not be reported now, but…”
"If possible, I personally suggest that you leave the UK early to avoid trouble."
It is true that Cole Needham was the host who invited Roland, but he also did not want his benefactor to get into trouble.
As for the bald man's suggestion, Roland absolutely agrees.
Don’t be afraid of 10,000, just in case. Although today’s dimensionality reduction strikes, but people will be able to settle accounts tomorrow!
However, even if he knew earlier that he might be directly blocked by the British paparazzi at the airport, Roland might not have called in advance to let Lucas clear the way, because in terms of Hanks' practical acting skills, that is accumulation.
Spider-Man is not afraid of the media, but he loathes the boss of the Daily Bugle.
And in America, under the atmosphere of hello, me, and everyone, he may never be able to experience the feeling of being surrounded, but now—the British paparazzi's pursuit of him is the best scene restoration , and his disgust and dissatisfaction with those guys, as well as the comfort of coming and going, can be used in the "Daily Bugle" scene.
Of course, it’s enough to do this kind of thing once. After being instructed by Hanks, the current Roland will not ignore these details nervously, and this kind of nature that he has personally experienced is the skill he will perform in the future.
"If you want me to leave early, then finish the matter quickly and take me around the UK." Roland changed the subject and looked at the other party with a smile, "In this way, I can be with my family son, went to another country."
Knowing Roland's thoughts a long time ago, Cole Needham, who received a donation of 200,000 yuan, didn't think there was anything wrong with what Roland said, "Well, I'll take you to Cardiff University tomorrow morning and let them talk to you about it. Speaking of ideas..."
Notes: ① Depp’s melons are really enough, a gentleman is hated like a little shou. The audio released by the "Daily Mail" yesterday is really awesome. ②British paparazzi really like to use flashlights to smash children's eyes. Beckham hit a reporter because of his son, and Ah Tang also beat someone for Suri. ③News Corporation has always been known as the kingdom of tabloids, with a 40% share of British paper media, but the gossip is basically sold by them.