Lazily Yours.

Chapter 610: Fecal Incontinence

WARNING: DON'T READ WHILE EATING

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"You can shoot?" Miles chimed in behind her. Gabi nodded and didn't say anything else. She was still celebrating inwardly.

Still, she had to pretend that she could do these things for a long time now. She was enjoying the look of surprise on everyone's face.

"Alright why are you still looking at her? Go and practice!" Miles said. "That's a good shot."

Gabi shrugged coolly. Honestly, she didn't want to show off either. However, she didn't want to make these people make fun of her all the time. Moreover, she also had another plan this time.

First, she wanted to surprise them.

Second, she wanted to let them think that she was only good at shooting arrows and weak in close combat.

And most importantly, she wanted everyone to think that her skills lie in long-range combat. The reason behind this is that she wanted her future teammates to avoid giving her close combat tasks.

This would only lower her chance of having an injury!

This would also avoid any sort of painful injuries that come with fighting someone in close combat.

Just as she expected, many people believed that she intentionally showed off her talents in bow and arrow to make them believe that she wasn't useless.

"So what was so good about having talents in bow and arrow? In this day and age, everyone knows how to shoot a gun! Is that really something to be proud of?" Mare snorted while watching Gabi from afar.

They were scheduled to fight in six hours already and to be honest, she couldn't wait to put that woman in her place.

"Blades aren't really allowed inside the arena," Fred said. "However, you no longer have to worry about the fight."

"What do you mean?"

"I already took care of it."

"What?" Delia asked. "What are you talking about?"

"Well, she made a lot of people irritated. Some of those people wanted to put her in her place. So they used their influence and bribed the cook."

"You-" Mara's eyes widened when she heard his words. "That's illegal. They will kick us out!"

"Only if they knew that something was wrong." Fred snorted. "That woman loves routine. If you haven't noticed yet, she loves eating and would always run towards the canteen. She was always the first one to arrive. Every time."

"I noticed it too. She ate a lot. Did you see it too? I honestly felt awkward while watching her devour the food like she had a bottomless stomach. She could eat twice as much as me." Delia agreed. Mara and Delia's meals were already considered a lot by normal standards as they are following the diets that would give them the best strength possible. They ate a lot of chicken and potatoes and proteins in general.

However, that woman who looked skinny and smaller than them could eat twice as their food! At first, they thought she was bluffing when they saw her go back to get more food and return with a tray full of proteins.

To their surprise, the woman finished everything and even came for a third round. Now, this didn't surprise Mara and Delia but everyone who witnessed her ate.

That woman looked so skinny!

How could she eat so much food?

The thing is, Gabi would do this every meal and would even eat some snacks twice a day! Everyone knew that she also had a fridge full of food inside her room so they weren't really sure if she only ate snacks twice. Who knows if she wakes up at night and eats more?

But Why isn't she gaining any weight?

Well, the answer to that is simple.

It was because she barely had any sleep as she fought people twice in twenty-four hours and also joined them in exercises.

"So you guys are going to poison her food?"

"What if you poisoned the wrong person?"

Fred snorted at the women's questions. "Who cares? The thing is, no one would know about it."

"You were able to bribe the chief?"

"Not me. Someone else did. If they found it out, I won't get implicated as well."

"So poison? Is it going to be deadly? Because if it was"

"What a coward." Fred snorted. "The poison isn't going to kill her. Just give her a little stomach ache." It might not be considered that 'little'. "The thing is, people would think that it was only because she overeats or something. After all, even the teachers knew that she ate a lot of food.

"Are you sure this is going to work?"

"Of course! Why wouldn't it work? It's all clean. The payment was done through a third party. All cash. And I wasn't involved in any way." Fred smiled as he watched Gabi. In fact, Alfredo hated dirty means like this. However, Gabi shouldn't blame Fred alone. After all, this was Gabi's own fault.

Who told her to cheat her way to the top?

Everyone knew that she was weak but cunning. In the outside world, she wouldn't survive longer than them. She was just good at cheating everyone!

Because of this, many students felt that it wasn't really fair. How could a cheater get the top spot? So, they devised a plan to embarrass her!

Someone actually paid someone to give her a drug that would cause an inability to control her bowel movements. This would cause stool to unexpectedly leak from her rectum. And the timing was perfect too.

The drug was expected to have its effect while she was fighting with Mara! That woman was called the Fake Leoness now. After this event, everyone would surely start calling her the sh*t Leoness.

Just the thought of it made him laugh.

"Ah don't forget to bring some handkerchiefs to cover your noses later. Because it would surely smell like sh*t!" Fred started laughing.

While uncomfortable, both Delia and Mara started laughing too!

Indeed, there will be a good and funny show, later!