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Chapter 53 - 53: The Fallen Ones Ignoring the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!



Chapter 53: The Fallen Ones Ignoring the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!

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A speedy Fallen One rushed forward, crossing his hands, two sharp daggers appeared in his hands.

A dense chill surged, and icy poison needles suddenly appeared on the dagger!

Just as he was about to stab these poison needles towards Zhao Yunxiao, a sudden intense pain came from his stomach, as if something wanted to break out.

He instinctively clenched his buttocks, hoping to suppress this urge to defecate.

But it was too late!

A duel between masters, the key lies in the moment!

The moment he clenched, Zhao Yunxiao had already rushed to his front, the spear in his hand just gave a stab, directly slicing his throat!

“Pfft!”

His throat immediately burst, thick fresh blood sprayed out, even with splintered fragments of bones.

“Uh, eh eh…”

The Fallen One instinctively covered his neck, hoping to stop the blood, but it was of no avail.

Most shockingly, after losing the control of his nerves.

His lower body immediately sprayed out a large clump of feces, collapsing onto the ground.

In a single encounter, Zhao Yunxiao killed a Fallen One.

Almost simultaneously, another Fallen One also rushed to Zhao Yunxiao’s side.

The second Fallen One held a long knife, seeing Zhao Yunxiao rushing up, his eyes suddenly emitted a scarlet bloodthirsty glow. “Hehehe, Night Watchman Zhao Yunxiao, I know you!”

“As long as I kill you, my lord…”

Before he could finish speaking, his abdomen throbbed with intense pain again, overwhelmed by the urge to defecate.

He instinctively wanted to squeeze his legs together, but immediately came to his senses.

“Not good!”

Even though he allowed the sticky feces inside his belly to spray out, he threw his head back trying to avoid Zhao Yunxiao’s attack.

But it was too late again!

In just a fraction of a second, Zhao Yunxiao had found his flaw.

The long spear flashed once more, driving directly through the Fallen One’s chest!

His figure shifted, appearing behind him.

The Silver Dragon Spear in his hand was covered in blood, and with a light flick of the spear, the bloody mist on the spear’s body dispersed immediately.

The whole Silver Dragon Spear was back in its gleaming brightness!

With a “thump” sound, the body of the Fallen One’s assassin landed on the ground, and behind it, there was still a continuous gush of black and yellow feces spraying out.

In just a few seconds, Zhao Yunxiao single-handedly killed two Fallen Ones!

And the originally empty space shrouded in darkness was immediately filled with a strong stench.

“Ugh…

“Water Spirit! Quickly stop that lad!”

The third Mu Yao who rushed up growled, hastily clenched his sphincter, and quickly retreated.

At the same time, he fiercely stomped his foot on the ground, numerous vines penetrated through the earth and surged up.

They transformed into large hands, which covered Zhao Yunxiao’s figure completely.

At the same time, he loosened his sphincter, large clumps of feces sprayed out. This kind of control skill is simply terrifying when fighting a strong enemy!

“Damn kid, I’m going to kill you…!”

Feeling the chill in his lower body, Mu Yao was burning with rage.

On the other hand, Water Spirit, laughed delicately a few times as she set out to find Zheng Cheng.

“Huh…!”

In the darkness, a fierce flame suddenly erupted.

The blazing fire ignited, transforming into a figure, suddenly standing in front of Water Spirit.

“What a disgusting Fallen One, actually reincarnating into such a nauseating

Different Race…

Xu Chicheng!

Water Spirit seemed to have hit a sore spot, flinging out a large amount of deep blue waves.

“What do you know… The race my lord chose for me for my reincarnation is the most perfect race, only if…”

“Water Spirit! Quickly kill that lad!”

On the other side, Mu Yao screamed again.

At his moment of releasing with reckless abandon, Zhao Yunxiao broke

through the layers of vine resistance and once again killed his way to his front. Three other Fallen Ones nearby fell for it too, trying to run as they pooped.

The Others pursued and effortlessly slaughtered them.

The faces of the Others were filled with surprise. Why were today’s Fallen Ones so… weak?

“Boom…!”

The ground suddenly exploded, and several spikes made entirely of dirt violently permeated Xu Chicheng’s body.

Flames burst and Xu Chicheng’s figure slowly faded, once again transforming into a blaze.

The face of the Earth monster appeared at the end of the spikes, he declared in a deep voice, “I’ll hold him off. You, deal with that youngster!”

“Otherwise, all of us will fall here!”

“An Earth monster?”

Xu Chicheng furrowed his brow, instinctively looking towards Pu Jia’s direction.

Wasn’t it suggested that Pu Jia could withstand two godly envoys from the Black Sun Church? Why…

In that direction, the golden beast had transformed into a steel giant, engaged in melee combat against Pu Jia.

However, Pu Jia was merely using his shield to defend, constantly retreating, with no ability to resist.

Given the hindrance of the Earth monster, the water spirit immediately went around Xu Chicheng, aiming to kill Zheng Cheng.

“Zheng Cheng, be careful!”

“Boom!”

His figure was once again pierced through by the spikes. Amidst the sparks, all he could do was brace himself to contend with the Earth monster.

“Ha, ha, ha-

The water spirit cheerfully but maliciously said, “I will personally seep into that youngster’s mouth, and I will come out through all the holes in his body, hahaha-”

“Whistle…!”

“Plop!!!”

Suddenly, a spear carrying enormous evil spirit fired from the distance, and instantly passed through the body of the water spirit.

The spear embedded deep into the ground, pinning the entire body of the water spirit onto it.

A large amount of viscous liquid seeped out of the wound of the water spirit.

Zhao Yunxiao!

When the water spirit was about to trouble Zheng Cheng, she directly released her spear from her hands!

Mu Yao was infuriated, “Zhao Yunxiao! You dare to be distracted. I will tear you apart!”

“Plop, plop, plop…!”

Again, a large quantity of vines erupted and launched towards Zhao Yunxia, who was unarmed.

However, Zhao Yunxiao just reached out, and the Qing Gang Sword shimmering with a green light appeared in his hand.

With a casual wave, the sword was gleaming with light, and he chopped all the vines into pieces.

“Zheng Cheng! Run!”

Zhao Yunxiao roared, and in the distance, the water spirit that he had pierced with his spear was slowly getting up.

The fluid in her body fluctuated, and she actually managed to ‘pull’ her body out from the tip of the spear.

On seeing this, Zheng Cheng threw an Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique and started to run!

“You want to escape?”

At this moment, the appearance of the water spirit had completely changed.

Her original sky-blue body had turned dark green, and a large amount of viscous liquid was flowing out of her body.

Her body started to swell, and numerous tadpole-like pimples grew on it. Like a plump blowfish, she rapidly sprinted towards Zheng Cheng’s direction.

“Go to hell!”

Even as he was running, Zheng Cheng turned around and threw an Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique at her.

“Plop!”

There was a faint sound, and a large amount of viscous liquid sprayed out from the back of the water spirit’s body.

However, she did not seem to notice and continued to rush towards Zheng Cheng.

“Huh?”

Zheng Cheng was surprised, “Not affected by the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant

Eruption Technique? How is that possible?”

“No! She must have been prepared, or perhaps her body structure is special enough to ignore the effect of Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique! ”

“Go to hell!”

The water spirit was anxious when she couldn’t catch up with Zheng Cheng. Although she wondered how a priest could run so fast, she did not pay it much attention.

Instead, she opened her mouth, and a long, sticky tongue sprang forcefully towards Zheng Cheng!


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