How To Ruin A Love Comedy

Chapter 23: Back To School

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Late night.

Matsuda finished getting ready to leave and smiled at Miyuki.

Rest well.

Sure

In her heart, she wanted to walk on the beach with Matsuda at night, talking about various things.

And then later on, call Tetsuya and the three of them would eat Yakitori together and build a better relationship between all of them.

However, something like that would be way too shameless.

She already stopped him by saying shes thankful, and that she was hungry If she stopped him again, she would think herself as selfish.

But does he really have to go?

Our family even told him that theyll book him a hotel, but he declined.

Because of the accident we couldnt even play properly She felt a little disappointed.

Or perhaps because of the fact that she tried to grab Matsudas head instead of the tube that was thrown to her, he lost all of his affection for her?

No, that cant be the case.

Knowing Matsuda, he wouldnt have even eaten with her if that was true.

As Miyuki was filled with such thoughts,

Then Ill be in your care until I get home. Ill be bothering you just once more, ahjussi.

She snapped back to reality when she heard Matsuda speaking formally to Wateru.

She liked his polite language when asking for a favour.

The complete opposite of how he used to swear and get mad at even a beggar.

Thinking like this, made her feel just how much Matsuda has changed.

What do you mean bother I should at least do this much Lets get going since you must be tired.

Yes sir.

Matsuda acted as if he was eating towards Miyuki.

He meant to tell her that she should eat healthy foods and not oily stuff.

When Miyuki nodded to show she understood, he smiled lightly and walked out of the hospital with Wateru.

I want to go too

If they couldnt play anymore, she wanted to go to Matsudas house as a plan B.

She wanted to make fun of Matsuda, who was trying to be serious in front of adults.

But she couldnt do so, since the hospital banned her from taking long absences.

It was a great opportunity Too bad.

Miyuki weakly smacked her lips and touched her phone when she got back to her hospital room.

[Miyuki, are you sleeping?]

Tetsuya had sent her a message.

Around an hour ago.

She sent a reply, feeling sorry for him.

[Sorry I got back to you so late. I had to show Matsuda-kun off since he was leaving. Im not sleeping yet.]

[In that case, do you want to quickly take a walk around with me? Ill buy you some Yakitori that you like.

Yakitori She did want to eat them.

However it was getting late, and Matsuda told her to lay off oily foods.

Since he was thinking of her health when he said that, lets abide by him for today.

[I dont want to eat Yakitori. But we can walk near the hospital for a bit Are you going to come?]

[Ill be right there. Wait a bit.]

[Sure.]

After finishing her conversation with Tetsuya, Miyuki got up.

For some reason, she couldnt find any energy to move. Everything felt so tiresome.

Maybe it was because Matsuda, who she wanted to tease wasnt here.

However, Tetsuya is coming over because hes worried about her So cheer up.

Miyuki dragged her slippers on the ground and walked out of her room like a zombie.

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The morning of two days after Miyukis accident.

Da-kun!

As I tossed and turned in bed,

Matsuda-kun! Are you home?

Ding dong!

When I heard Miyukis high pitched voice and the door bell, I immediately got up.

I got out of the living room, sloppily put on my slippers and rubbed my neck as I headed towards the main gate.

And opened the door.

Click.

I saw Miyuki looking at me from between the door.

It made me happy to see her fully recovered.

I kept the most sleepy looking face I could manage, and pointed with my chin.

What is it? What time is it right now?

Seven am

Did you come to nag me from early in the morning?

Well start the tutoring in two hours, so you should have been awake by now.

Tutoring? Didnt we agree to start tomorrow?

Theres less than 2 weeks left until school starts, so shouldnt we up the pace?

But shouldnt you at least let me know?

Sorry about that. I came here because Matsuda-kun wouldnt pick up my calls. Because I wanted to give Matsuda-kun something

Something you want to give me? What is it? Your body?

I just spotted the large bag Miyuki was holding.

Is that a present for me?

Miuras coming later?

I texted him to come whenever he gets up. But your hair is really messy I guess you have some bad bed head huh?

Make fun of me all you want. Ill let it go since you brought me a present.

However, if I dont like the present, you better spread your legs instead.

I walked to the living room with Miyuki, and slowly set up the table then plopped down on my bed.

Then, Miyuki, who saw me lay down with the blankets all messed up, scolded me.

At least spread it out nicely before you go to sleep

Its messed up because I slept. Stop saying useless things and open the gift.

Miyuki, who grumbled at my mischievous behavior, placed the package on the table.

The fragrance of food spread throughout the room.

Could it be What Ive been waiting for all this time?

When Miyuki opened the bag, there was a big bento box inside.

I brought you some bentos. Eat this for breakfast.

A bento just for me! Finally!

All my efforts thus far are starting to pay off!

You have no idea how long Ive waited for this day

I held back my feelings of excitement that were trying to burst out and asked.

Bento?

Because I thought you were gonna eat soy sauce egg rice again.

When I opened the box, I saw fried veggies like carrot, broccoli, and spinach, with meat that had teriyaki sauce on some rice.

Other than that, the other side dishes were filled to the brim.

Im a little sad that something wasnt drawn over the rice, but all in all, I am extremely satisfied.

Miyuki, you can sit relaxed and stretch your legs out today.

I looked at Miyuki with a surprised look on my face.

It must have taken quite a bit of work to make this right?

Miyuki avoided my gaze as if she was embarrassed and quivered her lips.

Its mostly stuff that was in the house Ah, my mom said she would like to have you over to eat with us one day. She really wants you to come.

She said that? I suppose the main dish is going to be you, Kanna and Midori right?

When I enter, the three of them will wear aprons and spread their legs open for their master.

I think a good place to do it would be in Wateru and Midoris room.

The feeling of betrayal would be insane.

Ill find a date to go.

Isnt that very uncertain? Tell me for sure what day you are going to come.

So you also want me to break you quickly.

You pick then.

As if she was waiting for this answer, Miyuki nodded.

Alright. Then Ill pick the date. Eat up before it gets cold.

I used the cute chopsticks Miyuki brought to eat the rice and the side dishes,

How is it?

I looked at Miyuki who had a nervous expression as I swallowed.

And asked her as I brought more rice towards my mouth.

Are you going to do this tomorrow too? Its really delicious.

Miyuki looked satisfied as she looked up.

Looks like she is thinking about it.

She sat like that for a while before speaking.

Ill think about it.

Thats what I thought shed say.

Once Ive had this bento, I cant go back to eating like before!

Bring it.

Matsuda-kun, I always tell you this, but you have to ask politely. Say please bring it. (TL Note: play on words because the word bring it also means cum.)

Shouldnt you be the one that says that?

Unload on your mouth, face, vagina just say the words.

I believe that our kind Hanazawa would bring it.

At the word our she flinched and bit her lips.

Its weird isnt it? You must be wondering why I spoke like that right?

When you get back to school, ask your female friends what it means.

I watched Miyuki roll her eyes as I ate my bento.

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Miyuki brought me four more bentos until it was almost time to start school again.

I wanted to have it everyday, but I understood that Miyuki had to wake up early to make it, so I didnt bother her about it and just enjoyed it whenever she brought it.

It looked like she didnt want Tetsuya to know that she was doing this.

Every time I finished a meal, she would quickly do the dishes and hide the bentos in her bag.

Whether she was worried that Tetsuya would get jealous,

or if she didnt want Tetsuya to also ask her to make him bentos, only Miyuki would know the answer.

Is today the last tutoring session?

I looked at the calendar as I stretched.

I went on a lot of dates with Miyuki and studied really hard.

I completed events that existed to begin with, and events that I made myself.

Now is the time to start gunning for a relationship.

Then, Ill meet Renka who comes back from an injury, and start getting her affection as well.

Matsuda-kun! What is this!?

I heard Miyukis surprised voice right on time for the tutoring.

I dragged my feet across the floor and opened the door,

Whoa This

I saw Miyuki and Tetsuya admiring my car that came in last night.

What are you guys doing?

Tetsuya, who was looking at the car so closely that he was about to touch, asked me.

Ma-Matsuda you bought a car?

I said I would. The one I ordered came in last night.

Since you didnt say anything I thought you didnt go through with it this is no joke Isnt this an expensive car?

Somewhat. The design is cool right?

The big trunk makes it nice to go camping with, and for having car sex

The space was large, so it was easy to secretly mess with Miyuki.

When there were so many positives, theres no reason to buy a regular sedan.

Yeah Its pretty

The day after tomorrow, come here in the morning.

To start, Ill pretend that I care about my friends and let that piece of shit Tetsuya ride with us, and then get rid of him later.

Really? Can we do that?

Miyuki, who was staring intently at the car asked.

This was the colour you picked before right? Do you like it?

Sure. Riding the train is annoying.

I wouldnt say its annoying How come you didnt say anything?

It looks like she was disappointed that I didnt tell her I bought it.

I did tell you.

Still You didnt say you bought it

From now on, Ill report everything okay?

Well You dont have to go that far But if something big like this happens again, just let us know beforehand We were surprised

You mean just you and not Tetsuya and you.

Looking at Miyuki, who seemed nonchalant but was secretly happy, I smirked and went inside to get the car key after telling them to wait.

Beep!

When I pressed the button, the door was unlocked with a refreshing sound.

I opened the drivers seat and spoke.

Get in.

It wont even take 5 minutes. Get in already.

I closed the door after speaking as if I was giving them an order.

Miyuki and Tetsuya spoke to each other looking panicked.

Looks like theyre worried about whos going to sit shotgun.

In the end, they both opened the doors to the back of the car.

Wham!

This bastard is slamming someone elses car door shut.

If you do this kind of thing just one more time, your family is going to have to pay the price you know?

Namely your sister, and your mother.

On the other hand, Miyuki closed the door lightly.

I love it You dont belong with that bastard who doesnt know a thing about being polite.

So from now on, lets blossom a beautiful love between us.

I smirked when I saw the two of them with a nervous expression in the backseat.

Put on your seatbelt.

Al-Alright!

After replying with a nonchalant attitude, Miyuki and Tetsuya frantically searched for their seat belts.

After scaring them, I released the side brake, changed the gear, and slowly took my foot off the brake. The car started to move smoothly.

I took a leisurely drive around the neighborhood, relieving the tension of the two passengers.

How is it? Miyuki?

Its good enough to suck me off from the passenger seat right?

Ill be looking forward to it.

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