How To Ruin A Love Comedy

Chapter 20: End of the Summer Vacation

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Did you bring your license?

Yes, here.

When I handed over the documents to the dealer, he checked over it carefully then nodded his head.

Alright, Ive confirmed it. As you said earlier, the payment will be in a lump sum right?

Yes. If I order now, will it come at the end of August?

Thats correct. The colour you ordered is quite popular so I will contact you if it is ready sooner.

As long as I get my hands on it before school starts, I dont care.

What I ordered is about 80% my tastes, and 20% Miyukis.

I wanted to get one that was 50/50, but then Miyuki will find that to be burdensome So theres nothing much I can do.

Later on, we can make a switch when we start dating.

I decided to think about it positively, and went home after finishing the purchase.

I wanted to meet Miyuki since it was the weekend, but I decided to practice what Ive learnt this week.

Miyuki would love seeing me improving quickly.

I picked my least favorite subject, math, and opened up the textbook to begin solving questions.

I wonder how long I spent solving questions.

Around the time where the surroundings became a bit darker, and the heat became more bearable,

Buzz!

My phone vibrated.

I hurriedly picked up my phone and smiled brightly at the screen.

Miyuki texting first I love it so much

[Isnt todays weather nice?]

[Its still hot as always.]

[Its less hot than when we went to get ice cream. Go play outside.]

[Then come outside.]

[Im already outside.]

Youre out? With who?

I dare you to say Tetsuya.

[What are you doing?]

[Do you know Haruka? Nanase Haruka.]

Nanase is that same-sex friend Tetsuya brought up before.

Thank god. I almost had to add 10 rounds of paizuri.

[Is she hot?]

[How did you end up asking exactly as I thought you would? You havent changed at all in this sense]

[No. Think of it as something the changed me would ask. So, is she hot?]

[Yeah. Shes pretty.]

Normally when a girl calls another girl pretty, its the other way around.

But since Miyuki said it, she probably is pretty.

If thats true, lets invite her for a threesome later.

[But Haruka doesnt like men like Matsuda-kun.]

Another text came soon after.

It might just be Miyukis feelings on the subject, but it might be the truth.

My image among others Is kind of garbage.

[Who said anything about that? I just asked if she was hot. What are you wearing now?]

[Similar to yesterday.]

[Send a photo.]

[No I dont wanna. Did you study today?]

I sent a picture of the questions Ive been working on until then, and sent it as a message.

[About this much?]

[You worked hard. Ill commend you.]

[Then send me a picture of you clothes.]

[Matsuda-kun, are you a pervert?]

[I mean, its not like I am asking to see your underwear Just your outfit today.]

[I said I didnt wanna. My coffees here so Im gonna end it here today. Study hard.]

I thought we were close enough to do at least this much.

Im gonna make you send underwear pictures for real later on, so get ready.

Was what I was thinking as I began looking at the questions again. But, when my phone received a picture not long after, the sides of my mouth slid up.

Making a fuss when you were gonna send it anyways.

Anyways, you were wearing a white blouse today.

Even though it was made of a material that doesnt show the insides very well, those giant mommy milkers could not be hidden even if you tried.

[TL Note: He really did say mommy milkers in the raws lol.]

Looking at the picture of her smiling with the coffee cup next to her face, I wanted to have Miyuki to myself already.]

Its disappointing that I cant see the pants, but lets be thankful she sent the picture in the first place.

[Its pretty.]

After sending a short reply, I was going to focus on studying, but instead I thought about the event.

The final event of summer vacation happens in mid-August during the Japanese festival and long holiday period known as Obon.

Until then, Ill go on lots of friendly dates with Miyuki and improve our relationship.

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Matsuda-kun, whatll you do on Obon?

Miyuki asked as she fanned herself while feeling the cool air from the ac.

I looked at the calander before responding.

Im bored, so I might go see the ocean.

For real? Which ocean?

Miyukis eyes lit up as she showed interest.

Because she was also going to see the ocean with her family.

Isshiki.

Oh? Me too?

Is that so surprising? Isshiki is close and the water is clear so a lot of people go there on holidays.

We-Well even if thats true Are you going with Watanabe Takashi by any chance?

No. Im going alone.

Ah Is that so?

She seems to be weirdly relieved.

Whether its because I am not going with Takashi, or if its because I am not going with another woman, only Miyuki would know

But I want to believe that she is thinking of the latter.

Then how about going together with Tetsuya-kun? Tetsuya-kun said hes going to Isshiki as well.

Im thankful that you want to take care of me because Im going alone, but Id rather die than go with Tetsuya.

Miura is probably going with his family right?

Thats true Hmm If you go alone I think youll be really bored If its ok with you Matsuda-kun, do you want to come over to our house and go with my family?

What is this?

Did I just hear that right?

Miyuki wants to go on a trip with me and her family?

Obviously we will probably just go together to Isshiki and then seperate when we arrive But its still shocking.

Did this extra event occur because I, the new main character, have no family and have developed a close relationship with Miyuki?

Whatever it is, this is an opportunity I just cant miss.

Ill take this opportunity to see the faces of her mom and her sister, whom I could only see silhouettes of when I played the game.

Ill score some points with them as well.

Ah Wont your family find it uncomfortable?

Do you remember what happened at the shrine? When you helped out the orphanage.

That was your father, not me.

Youve become quite humble all of a sudden? If it wasnt for Matsuda-kun, we would have thought the kid was just a theif, so it was Matsuda-kun that helped them.

Lets just say thats true. But why do you bring that up now?

The last time we were dining out, our father talked about Matsuda-kun. How you had a kind heart That I made a nice new friend. When I talked about how you were a delinquent but were slowly turning around, it made my mom and my sister curious about you as well.

Father-in-law, if you help me out this much, what I am supposed to do.

Defeated masturbation I will put it away. [TL Note: Sorry if its not clear, but it seems the mc is talking about how he was going to steal his wife and the dad would have to jerk off alone, but now the mc wont do that anymore.]

So itll be ok?

Yeah.

Its tempting But is it really ok? For you?

I dont care about it at all.

Then Ill be in your care just until we get to Isshiki.

Alright. You know where we live right? You just have to get there before tommorow at nine am. If you sleep in, well just go without you.

Miyuki jokingly warned me and got up.

At the same time, Tetsuya came out of the bathroom.

Hes using my bathroom quite often these days. Is the bathroom at his house clogged?

Rude bastard.

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I arrived in front of Miyukis house with lots of presents on each hand, and picked up my walking speed when I saw four people standing around.

I was out of breath holding on to all that luggage, so as soon as I put it down, I started looking at Miyukis family members.

Ill skip Wataru since Ive seen him at the shrine

Unlike Miyukis innocent-looking eyes, her sister had slightly upturned eyes.

Despite also having a gentle appearance like her sister, she exuded a subtle and charming attractiveness.

Miyukis mother looked very similar to her youngest daughter.

She looks to be in her late twenties at first glance, I wonder if this family has some kind of blessing within their genes?

Even if its obviously a heroines family, its too much of a cheat.

Especially that warm smile towards me I think Im falling in love.

What did Wateru do in his past life to be with these people?

Im feeling jealous. Defeat masturbation Should I bring it back on the table?

No, lets stop thinking like a trashcan.

For today, I will turn into a kind man fitting of Miyuki.

I quickly finished my scan and bowed.

Hello, I am Matsuda Ken.

At my firm voice, Wateru walked forward one step and tapped on my shoulder.

You came here early. Come over here.

I didnt know that they were going to be outside this early, but I guess it was a good thing that I came 20 minutes early.

After exchanging names with Miyukis family, I brought over my luggage towards Miyukis mom, who introduced herself as Midori.

Maam, heres a present I hope you can take it. Since its Obon I kind of bought it on an impulse.

Midori and the first daughter Kannas eyes widened.

Miyuki as well.

Looking at their reactions, they probably thought my luggage was something I was going to use for myself.

A present for us?

I scratched the back of my head like I was embarrassed by Midoris words, and replied.

Yes I bought beer, fruits and whatnot. So that you guys could eat it when we get to Isshiki

You might find it burdensome, but since Im thinking of the relations between the future son-in-law and your family, just take it.

Midori covered her lips like a young girl, and said her thanks.

You really didnt need to Im really grateful. Well make good use out of it, Matsuda-kun.

Its nothing.

Matsuda-kun, do you plan on only going to the beach?

Thats correct.

Then eat this with us. Ill feel bad if we eat this without you.

I knew that if it was Miyukis family theyd answer like this, so I bought only food and drinks.

I waved my hand as I spoke.

Its fine. Ill be in your care just until we arrive at Isshiki.

Dont be like that and eat with us. You said youre going alone? Its not like youll just swim the whole time.

But its a family trip

Do you find us uncomfortable to be around?

No Thats not the case.

Then theres no problem right?

Ah

I pretended to be at a loss for words and didnt reply.

it was an obvious act. So that Miyuki would say its ok to eat with us first.

As I expected, Miyuki stopped talking with Kanna to approach us and smiled as if to was it was alright.

Lets do that, Matsuda-kun. My sister said its fine. My dad just gave the ok too.

I didnt plan on declining in the first place, so lets stop putting on this act.

I looked towards Midori and Wateru, and bowed just like before.

. Ill be in your care.

At those words, Wateru clapped as if to lighten the mood.

Well thats that. Shall we go now?

Ill help out with the luggage.

Would you?

Yes sir.

I carried the luggage with Wateru, got on his sedan and headed to Isshiki.

I sat on the left window seat. Miyuki sat beside me.

Was Miyukis shampoo today cherry? Its very aromatic. I like it.

As I, Miyuki, and her family talked about many things, I was also reviewing my plans for this upcoming event.

This event will happen on the beach, and you could see it as a competition between me and Tetsuya.

Before he can do anything, its imperative that I get there first.

And I feel that I am prepared to do just that.

It makes no sense that he would get there before me, who already knows about this event and is already planning the correct timing for it.

If that actually happens, I have to right to become Dokiacas main character.

What the fuck is up with my dick? Is it because my leg is touching Miyukis?

Its erect without me fucking doing anything.

This isnt the time for this. Calm down you bastard.

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