Chapter 195: Official Bulletin Board – sixteen
Chapter 195: Official Bulletin Board – sixteen
[Finally] Second Event Thread 1 [It’s Started]
- Nameless Adventurer
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>> 980 Next thread, please.
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It’s only been a few hours since it started, but what’s the current situation?
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> 341
Hymn’s Guru is making his crazy prayers in the middle of the city, and Ranka is chanting Buddhist sutras to maintain her sanity.
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, I have no clue what that means…
- Nameless Adventurer
If you hear Hannes screaming somewhere nearby, you’re probably gonna have a bad time.
- Nameless Adventurer
By the way, who is Hymn’s Guru? A veteran of Maria’s faith or something?
- Nameless Adventurer
More like the founder.
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, he is really into that faith.
- Nameless Adventurer
I wonder what led him to create the church of Maria in the first place…
- Nameless Adventurer
There are some truly crazy people out there…
- Nameless Adventurer
It’s all the fault of our education!
- Nameless Adventurer
Of our education, culture, sports and etc, you mean?
- Nameless Adventurer
Oh, and here comes the hijacking!
- Nameless Adventurer
People really like to derail these threads, don’t they?
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, moderation on those forums is pretty lax.
- Nameless Adventurer
Do not worry everyone, for Ranka’s sutras will save you!
- Nameless Adventurer
Ranka’s sutras will bring Hymn’s Guru back to sanity!
- Nameless Adventurer
What the…? Lol
- Nameless Adventurer
The average players all get confused by these talks, lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Usual chaos stuff! Lololol!
- Nameless Adventurer
I guess they’re just doing the minimum amount of crazy things necessary in order to reach the top rankings?
- Nameless Adventurer
Then I’ll stay as a mid-level player for the rest of my life…
- Nameless Adventurer
You can’t achieve anything without sacrifices! Forsake your humanity!
- Nameless Adventurer
Nah, that’s too much.
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol.
- Nameless Adventurer
Genocider > No ethics
Absolutely inviolable area > No social skills
Perverted Gentleman > No shame
Hymn’s Guru > No common sense
Well, I guess they all did sacrifice something.
- Nameless Adventurer
Kinda amazing that Hannes can remain at the top while still being a pretty normal person though, isn’t it?
- Nameless Adventurer
Maybe we just didn’t find what is his crazy aspect yet?
- Nameless Adventurer
Poor guy, can’t even get a bit of trust after all that he already did.
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, there was the child incident.
- Nameless Adventurer
Bring this one up in front of Hannes, and he’ll get angry.
- Nameless Adventurer
Are you seriously bringing up the arrow that Myra shot on the day of Genocider’s debut in the game? Yeah, sure, it did pierce an NPC child, but it was the Genocider that used the child as a human shield.
Also, while this still bothers Myra, the Genocider probably forgot about it already.
- Nameless Adventurer
My bad…
- Nameless Adventurer
Be honest everyone, Hannes and his party certainly made a good impression on everyone.
- Nameless Adventurer
On a side note, I don’t recommend anyone doing the kind of thing that Genocider did… NPCs are a bit too humanized in this game, so it feels kinda bad to kill them whimsically.
- Nameless Adventurer
And yet, the Genocider doesn’t even hesitate to kill them…
- Nameless Adventurer
I wonder if the Genocider even cared to look things up, in order to find out that NPCs don’t respawn.
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, I doubt she doesn’t know it by now, since the important NPCs she killed never came back.
- Nameless Adventurer
And she doesn’t slow down on her slaughter at all! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Whether it’s a player or an NPC, it doesn’t matter! Slay them all! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
She’s kinda barbaric…
- Nameless Adventurer
You what!? Did you just call lady Rena a barbarian!?
- Nameless Adventurer
How dare you say such disgusting thing about lady Rena!?
- Nameless Adventurer
I can’t believe someone would say such absurdity about lady Rena…
- Nameless Adventurer
Oh dear…
- Nameless Adventurer
After Maria’s church, we now have to deal with the Genorers…
- Nameless Adventurer
The scary people keep appearing! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
How can you compare our devotion to lady Rena to that crazy faith of Maria!? Don’t go bringing our worship of the Apostle of Chaos down to the level of that Saintess with a mad church!
- Nameless Adventurer
And things are going wild!
- Nameless Adventurer
> 388
You better watch your back, or we’ll come for you too!
- Nameless Adventurer
> 388
Yeah, don’t mess with who you shouldn’t!
- Nameless Adventurer
So scary!
- Nameless Adventurer
They feel more like gangsters and less like worshippers…
- Nameless Adventurer
The Genorers surely know how to be scary, lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
I wonder what they do when they actually meet up with the Genocider.
- Nameless Adventurer
At that point, it’s on the lady’s hands.
- Nameless Adventurer
On the lady’s hands…?
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, she’ll do what she wants, as usual, and we’ll watch as she slaughters everyone.
- Nameless Adventurer
That… Actually makes sense?
- Nameless Adventurer
Surprisingly reasonable.
- Nameless Adventurer
There’s some sanity even among the madmen.
- Nameless Adventurer
The Chaotic organization is the sensible one, and the Orderly organization is the crazy one, lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol!
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[As Expected] Second Event Thread 17 [Those Two]
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>> 980 Next thread, please.
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[Breaking News] Both Genocider and Absolutely Inviolable Area are invading other countries while bringing an army with them.
- Nameless Adventurer
For real…?
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, they apparently founded their own countries, so the people in charge are mostly figureheads that they can control as they see fit.
- Nameless Adventurer
Ah, that makes sense… In normal situations, you’d need to do a miracle to get a country to lend you their army in the middle of a kidnapping war, but… When they own the country, I guess it’s actually trivial to do so.
- Nameless Adventurer
Not to mention that they probably have no clue on how to manage an army, so they basically need to order the general around and let the general find a way of executing the commands in a sensible manner.
- Nameless Adventurer
Two crazy people for sure…
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And the princess of Absolutely Inviolable Area’s country just made a speech.
- Nameless Adventurer
Never saw that princess before… Guess it’s because she’s from a small country, so it can’t be helped.
- Nameless Adventurer
Actually, I feel like I did see her before…
- Nameless Adventurer
Huh? When?
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, in the Beginners’ City, but… I’m pretty sure it was a player though.
- Nameless Adventurer
Maybe they’re just really similar?
- Nameless Adventurer
Maybe… Or maybe something troublesome is happening.
- Nameless Adventurer
Like a player impersonating an NPC!? Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
That would be hilarious.
- Nameless Adventurer
Though I can’t really imagine that weird player acting like a cute princess…
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, some people are good at flicking a personality switch when they need to?
- Nameless Adventurer
I’m surprised you’re all seriously discussing the conspiracy theory of a player acting as a princess.
- Nameless Adventurer
I know, right!?
- Nameless Adventurer
Crazy people are everywhere.
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, it’s funny to overthink those things.
- Nameless Adventurer
Just an average day on these forums, I suppose.
- Nameless Adventurer
We get used to those things after a while! xD
- Nameless Adventurer
Would KSO even allow people to pretend to be NPCs?
- Nameless Adventurer
> 585
Well, it is KSO we’re talking about…
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol
- Nameless Adventurer
And when we consider what the management is like, then… Well…
- Boss
Hello?
- Nameless Adventurer
Oh!
- Nameless Adventurer
I said nothing!
- Nameless Adventurer
We were just talking about how much we love KSO!
- Secretary
> 589
Don’t go causing trouble…
- Boss
Sorry…
- Nameless Adventurer
The evil is gone!
- Nameless Adventurer
We defeated it!
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol!