Chapter 157: Florida Man Becomes Most-Subscribed OnlyF*n Creator After Uploading Steamy Skydiving Session with His Wife!
7 PM
In the sky, a certain lamia queen gracefully slithered through the air, carrying her king on her back. Her glossy skin shimmered under the moonlight, reflecting the nourishing care Felix had provided her. The night was serene, with a gentle breeze caressing them as they soared above the landscape.
Meanwhile, Felix was chugging stamina potions, one after another, determined to replenish his energy levels. With each potion, he felt his fatigue fade away, leaving him invigorated and refreshed.
The wind was not as harsh as when he used the jetpack, thanks to Diana's careful control of their speed. Felix took a moment to appreciate the breathtaking scenery unfolding below them.
"Diana, about our closest target," Felix began, eager to discuss the details of their arrangement. He needed information on other fate crystal bearers, transmigrators, and reincarnators within this world—knowledge that would be vital for their plans.
Without looking back at him, Diana opened her system menu and skimmed through her list of intel.
She pointed eastward and replied, "There's one hiding in a cave in the Highland Province. But this one is quite pitiful. She possesses a dating system, and her crystal grade is only 'Earth'. From what I gather, she's already in her sixties and has grandchildren."
Felix furrowed his brow. His tone turned serious as he considered the implications of their search.
"I don't want to harm innocent bystanders. Let's leave her alone. But is there anyone who has committed crimes or done something… heinous?"
"If you're looking for a criminal, there are plenty, but most of them are far away. Is that alright with you?" Diana asked, glancing back at Felix as she continued to glide through the night sky.
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"Alright, let's see…" Diana said and scrolled through her system menu as she adjusted the filter settings.
Instantly, a lengthy list of transmigrators and reincarnators populated the screen, detailing their last-known locations alongside their various misdeeds.
"First up, we have Henmei, a whopping 312 years old. Oh, crap—he's a quasi-immortal magus. I don't think we stand a chance against him. Let's skip this one. Next, there's Roger K. He's 44 years old and a six-star aura knight, last known to be in the Crimson Desert, specifically in the Death Dune District. Too far to bother with."
Diana continued scrolling, her focus unwavering as she flew toward the flying island. Felix rubbed his temple in frustration, frowning as he listened.
Most of the names on the list were either formidable figures or simply too dangerous to provoke. After ten minutes of sifting through the data, Diana's expression brightened as she spotted something interesting.
"Ah! Here we go—Kim Jung, 40 years old, a first-circle mage. Ha! What a loser," she chuckled.
Felix's interest piqued instantly. He leaned forward, eager to learn more. In his excitement, he reached out to grab Diana's shoulders for emphasis but, due to her smooth, slippery scales, his grip slipped, and his hands accidentally landed on her breasts instead.
Diana giggled, stroking Felix's hands and arms playfully. "Do you want me to turn around so you can have your fun up here in the sky?"
Felix paused. The proposal sounded both intriguing and daring. But his mind was elsewhere, focused on the potential target they were discussing.
"I need more information about Kim Jung. Was he the North Korean dictator in his previous life?"
Diana pouted, momentarily distracted, before returning her gaze to the screen. "Last known location was Aero City, about ten days ago. He's close."
"Do we know where he's heading? What kind of fate crystal does he possess?" Felix pressed on with a barrage of questions.
"I don't have specifics on his current location. My system only gives a general area based on his last interaction with a local. It looks like he met someone in Aero City… Come to think of it, didn't my subordinates control that town?"
Felix nodded, the pieces of the puzzle beginning to fit together. "That's exactly why I'm asking you."
Diana's expression shifted to a solemn intensity as she scanned the terrain to the north, her mana flaring as she searched for any sign of Kim Jung.
Mid-flight, she suddenly stopped, hovering 2,000 feet above the ground.
Felix quickly adjusted his posture, locking his legs around Diana's waist to prevent himself from falling. He activated his jetpack and replaced the battery, preparing for a quick detachment if necessary.
After a few tense moments, a grin broke across Diana's face as she turned to Felix with some exciting news.
"Guess what? Kim Jung is heading toward your flying island! I found him just north of the Joxonu's purple forest."
"Hoh? That means he's really close to home. We can snag him as soon as we get there! Let's hurry, then! I want to complete my main quest," Felix urged, determination flaring in his eyes.
Diana nodded in agreement, but instead of accelerating toward their destination, she suddenly twisted her body, shifting Felix from her back to sit on her belly.
"What are you doing?" Felix exclaimed, taken aback by the sudden change.
A mischievous smile danced on Diana's lips as she embraced Felix tightly, kissing his forehead gently.
"I'll be flying at high speed, and I don't want you to fall!"
"You don't have to worry about that! I have my jetpack," he replied, trying to reassure her.
However, Diana merely glanced at the jetpack. Her expression turned slightly displeased.
"You're such a dull king, you know? When a woman wants to hug you, you should be open and affectionate… like this!"
Before Felix could protest, she deftly stripped him of his jetpack and stored it in her system inventory. Then, without a moment's hesitation, she reached for his clothes, using her system inventory to remove them as well.
As their bare skin touched, Felix felt the heat radiating from her body as she enveloped him with her arms and long, sinuous tail. With a slight movement, they became tightly pressed against each other, their bodies melded together.
"Diana…" Felix murmured, staring at her in a mix of confusion and realization. Her behavior reminded him eerily of Jiji, who often cuddled him in a similar fashion whenever she craved closeness.
But before Felix could voice his objections, Diana channeled her mana, enveloping them in a shimmering layer of ice that encased them like a giant crystal.
With a flick of her tail, she propelled them forward at breakneck speed, soaring toward the flying island. They glided over Felix's oil derrick and the bustling village of basilisks. The landscape blurred beneath them as they traveled.
In less than a minute, Diana arrived at her destination, hovering gracefully above the expansive flying island. With a gentle gesture, she dispelled the icy cocoon around them, allowing Felix to draw in a deep breath of fresh air.
Felix blinked as his senses slowly returned after the sudden rush of speed. The intense G-force from their rapid ascent had left him feeling slightly disoriented, and for a brief moment, he had blacked out.
As he regained his composure, Felix turned to Diana, searching her face for answers.
"Okay, I get that you wanted to bring us here in a hurry, but can you explain why you took my clothes?"
"Because it's so much more exciting to fly while carrying my husband!" She winked playfully as if the answer was as obvious as the stars twinkling above them. Diana's eyes sparkled with mischief.
Felix couldn't help but feel a mix of exasperation and amusement at her carefree spirit.
But Diana soon revealed her ulterior motive. With a playful flick of her tail, she began adjusting Felix's position, drawing him closer until their bodies were tightly connected.
"Oi!!" Felix exclaimed, caught completely off guard. He certainly wasn't prepared for a third season of their escapades.
Diana snickered, "If you want me to let you go, you'll need to remove the barrier and let us inside. I want to show my daughter Zhu Ji that we have this kind of relationship."
Felix rolled his eyes in disbelief. "So you just want to brag to your daughter?"
"Absolutely!" she replied, "It's a message that I'm still her mother, and whatever belongs to her is also my property. Her husband is my husband too."
Felix inwardly facepalmed, regretting that he brought Diana into his family dynamics. This was definitely not the kind of relationship he had envisioned when he had opened his life to her.
"Anyway," Felix changed the subject. "Before we go home, can you bring me to that Kim Jung guy? I want to end this quick."
"Got it, my darling."
While being connected, Diana descended while she cradled Felix, burying his face in her bosom. Her tail coiled around his legs, binding them together as one.
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One hundred meters north of Felix's flying island, a rotund man in black clothes stood with his mouth agape, gazing up in awe at the vibrant scenery unfolding before him. This man was none other than Kim Jung.
And no, he wasn't the president of a country back on Earth. Instead, he was simply an Eastern Asian truck driver who had found himself in quite an extraordinary predicament.
It all began with a long-haul trip that had taken an unexpected turn. He accidentally dozed off while driving, only to awaken in a refugee camp, which was situated north of the ruins of Aero City.
Now, it had been a month since Kim's arrival in this strange new realm. Despite the confusion and disorientation that came with such a radical change, he had managed to adapt remarkably well.
Using his newfound system abilities, along with the scant knowledge he had gleaned from the locals, he navigated the perils of this unfamiliar environment, making his way to this particular spot at the cost of a few slaves that he had captured.
As he stood there, marveling at the majestic floating island in the distance.
What adventures awaited him in this new world?
Kim Jung turned around and looked at his "bait", which he had bought from the refugee camp's slave trader.
A male dwarf stood there. His wrists were bound in chains, which attached to his ankles and neck. The dwarf resentfully glared back at Kim Jung, but he didn't utter a word.
"It's time for work, shorty. Find a way for me to get up there, and I'll free you!"