Ero Academy

"A perfectly preserved, untarnished fresh personality! The impeccable skill of crafting it in such pristine condition! Kim Sang-hyuk, you are a master artisan with a genius talent."

"I knew you'd like it."

Why did he show the Onahole made with the essence of his own kind?

It was because he was certain that, in this lascivious game, a Goblin Onahole would eventually have some sort of purpose.

And that time is now.

The protagonist wouldn't use something like an Onahole made from Goblins or Orcs.

So, who would use it?

The Goblins and Orcs themselves, of course.

Just as the original Onahole was created by imitating human body parts,

Goblins might enjoy a Goblin Onahole, he reasoned. It was such a simple and natural conclusion.

His prediction turned out to be spot on.

"The response is so fresh. It's as if it's alive and breathing inside. No craftsman in hell could ever create such a masterpiece!"

"Amazing, right?"

"Oh, oh… May I try putting my finger in this hole? Kim Sang-hyuk!"

"If you promise to purchase it, it shall become a pre-owned Onahole."

"I promise! I will definitely buy it!"

The goblin, who inserted her finger, was moved to tears and greatly enjoyed it.

"Through my fingers… it's transmitted… the voices of my kin, pleading for help! That trembling sensation!"

"Do you like it?"

"This is innovation! To encounter a masterful craftsman like you…! Will you only sell to me from now on?"

"It depends on how I feel. How much are you willing to pay?"

"For this quality… 12,000 coins."

Yuuna was taken aback upon hearing the amount.

Even if the demon merchant is accustomed to cunning dealings, a merchant is still a merchant.

Seeing the Goblin Onahole at that level of value implies confidence in selling it at an even higher price…

She was deeply surprised that there was someone willing to pay such a sum for a Personality Onahole.

She struggled to keep her astonishment from showing…

"It is the highest amount I can afford, and even more."

"Uh…"

Yuuna couldn't control her expression at all.

"Kim Sang-hyuk. Sell them all…! The one I had before!"

"All? Is there… any more like this?"

Why would you say that, you rascal?

Yuuna covered her mouth with her hand and shook her head.

Well, it was meant to be revealed anyway.

'Scheme' opened.

The Goblin King grabbed it and drooled.

"Oh, oh, oh… It's artistic…"

"There are better ones, though."

"…"

"This one. I've been saving it because it's the only one."

"I'll pay a high price… Please, sell it to me! Please!"

I take out the 'Masterpiece Onahole.'

"90,000, no… 110,000!"

"If you want to keep doing business with me, that won't be enough."

"190,000… I'll buy it for 190,000! No, let me buy it! Please!"

"Why, do you want to use this?"

"Ha… Haa…"

"Don't come any closer; your breath is unpleasant."

I've completely taken control.

Seeing how he loses his rationality like this, it seems Onahole collectors are the natural enemies of devilish merchants.

"Promise me. Always treat my friends and me with respect. Stats will always be sold at reasonable prices."

"…Yes! Yes! Of course!"

"Would you buy an Orc Onahole for me as well?"

I unleash the Orc Onahole I have.

"I'll buy it! All of it! Sell me everything you have!"

I intended to keep a Master-class one… Should I sell it?

Honestly, keeping it would only be a nuisance.

"Is that so? Yuuna."

Yuuna clings to me.

"Kim Sang-hyuk, ah, no, Sang-hyuk…!"

"Why?"

"I'll pick up what I dropped earlier! Sell those as well!"

Yuuna seems to recall the Onahole she left behind.

"Do you really need to do that? It's bothersome."

I've already made a lot of money.

Henna grabs my hand and shakes her head.

"Let's go, Henna! We're picking them up!"

"Yes!"

…

The two run off to fetch the Onaholes, which I didn't even ask them to do.

They begin searching for Onaholes 20 meters away.

Soon, they return with a handful of Orc Onaholes.

"These too!"

"Here!"

"No! Were you going to throw these goods on the floor?"

"It's not even a job to make this for me."

The Goblin King seized my hand.

"It's fate that even this work of art, which almost perished without seeing the light of the world, has come into my hands. I look forward to our continued business, Sang-hyuk!"

"Sure, as long as you sell the stats honestly."

Dungeon cleared and money earned: 1,182 coins.

Money obtained after selling all the monster onaholes…

1,120,000 coins.

I became wealthy by selling onaholes.

Just two days after becoming the protagonist of "OnaAka."

The Goblin King seemed quite pleased as well.

He was gently stroking the personality onahole I sold, as if it were a cherished pet.

"Now, which stats would you like me to sell you?"

"Didn't you mention something about the mood?"

"Oh, of course, I must sell all the stats honestly to you, Kim Sang-hyuk, and your colleagues. Hehehe…"

'Let's focus on physical and firearm-related enhancements.'

The more the stats are raised, the more coins are consumed.

Although it seemed a bit pricey, it wasn't a losing proposition.

[Trading with the demon merchant 'Goblin King']

[Skill has increased by 50]

[Strength has increased by 25]

[Stamina has increased by 25]

[Agility has increased by 25]

[Coin consumption – 426,998]

By Henna's standards, it was nearly equivalent to the growth one could achieve after a full year of diligent academy life. I managed to accomplish it with money in just one day.

"You should buy some too."

"Is, is that really okay?"

Yuuna hesitated. She understood it was a fantastic opportunity, but she seemed to think it looked shameless.

"Are you glad I learned something odd?"

"Well, that's… uh, I won't treat it as something strange again."

"Henna, you should buy some magic as well. I'll pay for it."

Others might wonder why I would be so generous, but…

If I only focused on my own growth, it could cause a distance between the two of us. I didn't want that.

"…I won't be able to repay such a large sum."

"I told you. I'm repaying your kindness. Just accept it."

Henna shook her head vehemently.

"I didn't want anything in return. The reason I helped… was simply because we're friends."

She meant that she wouldn't accept money for covering for me.

Today, Henna surprised me several times.

Even though she's considered the easiest heroine to win over in OnaAka, her dignified presence is undeniable.

"Then, at least keep it a secret that I make this much using my crude abilities. Consider that the price."

Yuuna chuckled.

"So, you're saying you're an Onahole collector who's even worse than demons, creating onaholes with the essence of a demon's personality and selling them to demon merchants at a high price?"

"Yes. Strictly confidential."

"Alright. I've received proper payment for my silence."

"Yep, I'll keep it a secret."

"Go shopping, then."

Their faces lit up with delight.

Seeing the two beautiful girls' expressions brighten, I couldn't help but feel elated as well. It's no wonder money is considered the best.

'Indeed, a man's true strength lies in his abilities.'

Simply looking at the lovely duo fills my heart with joy, and I indulge them in whatever they desire.

I could only watch in satisfaction and couldn't help but think that falling into this world had been a fortunate turn of events.

Of course, Yuuna's strength stat was rather costly.

It increased Henna's magic power by about 50, which was more economical than raising Yuuna's strength stat by 3.

"You didn't hit me, did you, Mr. Goblin?"

"Oh no, absolutely not."

If I didn't like it, I could just say, "I won't sell the Onahole."

The Goblin King eagerly tried to appease me, rubbing his palms together submissively.

"Kyaa! I've become stronger!"

"The magic power… it has increased tremendously…"

Yuuna, a B-class adventurer, was overjoyed with a stat increase of about 10 in strength.

As Henna and I were D-C rank adventurers, we could raise our stats significantly, allowing us to experience a far more dramatic growth sensation.

"I'll pay with coins."

After spending a considerable amount, the remaining money was about 110,000.

Still, there was a considerable sum left over.

"Thank you for the good trade, Goblin King."

"Oh, as for me, it was a satisfactory deal as well."

The Goblin King firmly grasped my outstretched hand.

"Oh, to think you were so beloved by such a diverse array of external gods… Ah, it was an honor to meet you, Kim Sang-hyuk."

Diverse love from external gods?

Could they be referring to the skull-like thing that appeared when I used Lucky Skebe?

"I nearly committed a grave offense against the Mother of Blood… Hee hee hee."

I'm not quite sure what they mean…

Mr. Goking murmured as if revealing a spoiler and then vanished.

"I'll come back to purchase another Onahole, Kim Sang-hyuk."

"See you again, Goblin Uncle."

The dungeon begins to be cleared.

Seemingly at ease, Yuuna approached me while observing the dismantling of the dungeon.

Henna has always been close to me, but it feels a bit strange to have Yuuna this near.

"Even just repaying the debt is a great accomplishment."

Yuuna's gaze upon me had changed.

"Kim Sang-hyuk, you're incredible, aren't you?"

"I was just lucky."

This world is "OnaAka."

A world where I am the protagonist, and if I put my mind to it, there's no such thing as difficulty in conquering.

Before being possessed, I discovered that my current situation was entirely different from the times when I struggled to make money in the real world with my weary body. As I gazed at the ludicrous sum of money now on my student ID, I couldn't help but ponder once more.

_'A world where things of great value can be obtained with far greater ease.'_

There was no denying it.

I had received an extraordinary gift from the goddess.

"How else should I repay this benevolence…? Now, that's a dilemma," I mused.

"Henna said it herself. Friends don't need any compensation."

"Really? You don't need anything at all? Right now, Henna and I would gladly grant any of your wishes, you know?"

Henna nodded in agreement as well.

"What kind of response do you two want to hear from me…?"

Don't give me that much leeway!

No matter how attractive I am, or how well I treat you, please don't do this.

Yuuna and Henna gazed at me with eyes brimming with affection.

If they planned to keep looking at me this way during the dungeon's demolition, the weight of their stares would become unbearable.

"Let's, uh, take a picture, then."

Now was the perfect moment.

"Henna, you need to be in the photo, so come closer! Snap!"

"Oof!"

Two female students cling to both my arms, pressing close. What a predicament.

This is undoubtedly a full-fledged harem scene!

"One, two! Snap!"

The moment is captured, forever preserved like evidence.

"Kim Sang-hyuk is flustered. So flustered."

Well, of course I am.

In all my years, closer to 30 than 20, I've never experienced such a bittersweet event in real life!

"Look. The picture turned out well, didn't it?"

"Beautiful. Both of them."

Yuuna fiddles with her phone for a moment before sending me the photo.

[Yuuna]

(Picture of Henna and Yuuna pressed close to me)

In the brief time that had elapsed, Henna and I had drawn cat whiskers on our faces with something akin to colored pencils.

Beneath the image, a lovely script reads, "In commemoration of our squad's first-ever dungeon clear."

A blushing Henna and a cheerfully laughing Yuuna. The faces of the two are captured perfectly in the photograph.

"I'll send it to Henna too. No, let's just create a group chat."

An invitation to the group chat arrives. Me, Henna, and Yuuna. It's a chat room including the three of us.

"What's the name of our squad? It can't be the Onahole Squad, right?"

"Ugh!"

Yuuna wrapped her head in her hands.

"Onahole, Onahole… You're always trying to be so insensitive. No more crude language! That's the first rule of our group chat."

A rule had already been added to the chat notice: "No crude language allowed."

We were indeed the only ones at the training ground.

"So, all we need to do now is head home?"

"I guess we must have been the last ones to come out. We were the only ones in a B-class dungeon, so I suppose that's to be expected?"

Yuuna turned her head in surprise as she lifted her chest.

"Ah, we fought with caution, but sand got into my clothes. Henna, let's go wash up together!"

"Uh, huh?! I was going to wash up at home…"

"Don't say that! Girls have things to talk about too. Let's strengthen our friendship."

"Don't bother Henna."

"Who said anything about bothering her? Kim Sang-hyuk, which way is your home? Can you wait for us?"

Well, if we're going in the same direction, why not?

There's nothing else to do after this.

"Alright. Both of you go wash up. I'll wait for you."

After bidding farewell to the two individuals, Sang-hyuk opened the status window.

Kim Sang-hyuk

9 Lv(D)

Strength『65』(+14)

Agility『35』(+13)

Stamina『36』(+8)

Technique『65』(+11)

(Hidden) Magic『0』(+3)

(Hidden) Charm『999』

Newly Acquired Skills:

『Onahole Enhancement』 Chosen to be an Onahole! Enhances the overall abilities of the Onahole.

『Firearms Proficiency』 Proficiency required for handling various firearms. As it is used, the level increases, and the shooting accuracy improves. Current level: 3

Achievements:

"Goblin Onahole Conqueror" Collected all Goblin Onaholes.

"Loss of Humanity" A person who, without hesitation, forced their depravity onto an unknown heroine.

"Inhuman Depravity" With the full force of their violent tendencies, they mercilessly subjected the resisting heroine to their vile desires.

"Destructive Depravity" A brutal assault of degradation, utterly unconcerned with the heroine's crumbling sense of self. Extremely sadistic in nature.

**Title:** Conqueror of the Orc Onahole

**Genre:** Fantasy, Erotic

**Excerpt:**

_No use in resisting!_ A testament to the determination to make someone submit to their desires. Achieved when one subjects the same individual to a humiliating act at least 50 times within a 5-minute span.

_The Orc Onahole Conqueror_ Collected every single Orc Onahole.

'I've grown stronger.'

Although the overall evaluation remained at a D, as it had not been updated,

my stats had already surged to a level that could no longer be considered a mere D.

After purchasing these stats, I could already sense the difference in the power coursing through my body when I moved.

With the enhancement of my 'skills,' the failure rate of firearms decreased, and their power was augmented.

Of course, in reality, there wouldn't be such absurd limitations… but still…

'Huh?'

While browsing my achievements, I stumbled upon something peculiar.

It was the "Loss of Humanity" section.

An accomplishment earned when I struck the straw man… what? It was as if there was a victim I didn't even know existed.

Had I subjected an unknown heroine to such a humiliating act? I had no memory of that.

It was all quite baffling.

'I wonder what I'll discover if I search for it.'

[「Perception·Crimson」activated]

I slowly concentrated my gaze and expanded my range of search.

[Evelyn Sheriden's Dispersed Persona]

I discovered the dispersed persona within the academy's facility.

It's somewhat distant, but…

'Evelyn Sheriden'…?

An unfamiliar name.

Nevertheless, it seemed necessary to investigate.